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If You’re Going to Hack Fox News’ Twitter, At Least Do it Right, Assholes

So the rage on the internet right now is about how Fox News’ Twitter was hacked and tweeted that Barack Obama was assassinated. Welp, if you read the tweets, they sound so fucking stupid and non-legit that a 7 year old would be able to tell you they’re fake:

“2 gunshot wounds proved too much”
“Bled out”
“The shooter will be found”
“RIP Obama”
…And my personal favorite:
“In such a time of madness, there’s light at the end of the tunnel”

Whoever did this is a moron because obviously the person can’t write. I mean, how unconvincing are these? It was obviously written by some 14 year old. Might as well have written “President is dead, bros” Kids these days…. If you’re going to hack something and wreak havoc, you might as well do it properly. Sound official you stupid idiot.

PS – Fucking Fox News. Secure your shit. This is security 101.

Bring Me These Samsung Galaxy S II Girls

Not sure what I want more. The phone, or these two sluts. Or both.

On second thought, they’re probably old and not as hot as I initially thought. But whatever. They’re no Meg so it’s okay in my book.

Fuck Cats

Look at this asshole cat,purposelytrying to kill the shit out of his owner with a tv. Jump up there another time bro, why do it when the TV is unstable and there’s a bro on the floor. Then the guitar tips over. Cat probably hired an engineering firm to figure out how to get that shit to cause max damage domino effect.

Dogs wouldn’t do this at all.

Source:http://animalsbeingdicks.com (I am too cool for a Tumblr, so this is my ghetto version of sharing)