Author: Portfolioso
Fuck Cats
Look at this asshole cat,purposelytrying to kill the shit out of his owner with a tv. Jump up there another time bro, why do it when the TV is unstable and there’s a bro on the floor. Then the guitar tips over. Cat probably hired an engineering firm to figure out how to get that shit to cause max damage domino effect.
Dogs wouldn’t do this at all.
Source:http://animalsbeingdicks.com (I am too cool for a Tumblr, so this is my ghetto version of sharing)
My Fantasy Team is Doing Fucking Work this Week
My team is so streaky. One week I blow everyone away and the next week, I’m hopeless. This week is out of control… And I still have 4 days of baseball left to add to it… 292 points already. Some people have like 95. HA.
My players are hitting .350
My pitchers’ ERA is 0.72 combined
The line:29-83, 8 2B, 2 3B, 9 HR, 23 RBI, 18 R, SB, 14 BB, 12 KO, CS,31.2 INN, 22 HA, 8 BBI, 27 K, 3 ER, 2 W, 6 S
No, I will NOT trade you Bautista or Lincecum. Enfuckinjoyyyyyyy.
What’s Up With Google’s New Ugly Ass Gray Bar?
What the hell is this shit? What the fuck is this ugly assed gray bar that Google rolled out? Why gray? Since when does Google use gray as a color? That bar used to be offwhite and blue?
I’m sorry, but gray completely clashes with the rest of Google’s image. Sorry guys. WhatasinineUI designer proposed that and second of, who the hell approved it? That’s crazy as hell!
I Need to Catch Up With this Blog
Last June, I had like 50 blog posts at this point because I was out of control working in the school district all day sitting in the TV studio and blogging like it was my job. When the keypad of the back room started beeping and it was my boss, I would jolt up and bolt out the back door. Now that I have a real job and am a lazy fucking guy, I never blog much anymore. Not that anyone reads it. Except like 4 people. But that’s a good ass thing. Essentially, if anyone saw what I wrote they’d think I was a crazy guy. Well the answer is I’m not. I’m just fun. And half the shit I write is all a joke and for fun. So en-fuckin-joyyyyy.
Bring Me These Samsung Galaxy S II Girls
July 4, 2011
Useless Update
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Portfolioso
Not sure what I want more. The phone, or these two sluts. Or both.
On second thought, they’re probably old and not as hot as I initially thought. But whatever. They’re no Meg so it’s okay in my book.