Author: Portfolioso
Rush Hour Rant: More Grand Central/MTA Idiocy
Do these MTA jokers ever use their fucking heads? I had to stand in a traffic mob of 800 people for 10 minutes because the idiots who choose which tracks these trains come in on were all gobbling and tripping on shrooms.
Whose brilliant idea was it to unload a packed 7:15 New Haven line train on track 26 while a 7:27 Harlem line train was boarding on track 25. They share the same freaking platform! To make matters worse, the stupid ass New Haven train was also boarding again and pulling right out. So essentially, you have two trainloads of commuters trying to swarm two trains and leave the city and a full NYCbound train trying to unload. Bottleneck central. All on a platform narrower than my driveway. Shit was literally single file and without exaggeration, took 10 minutes to clear. Plus it’s like 97 degrees on those tracks. Jesus Christ.
The Biggest Disappointment So Far This Decade…
I’m fucking scarred for life. That’s it… My life is over. The mother fucking Wendys at 45th and Lexington closed. I do not remember the last time I was this disappointed. Ever. Where the fuck am I supposed to eat next time I’m hammered drunk and need to catch a train home in 5 minutes? Like seriously…
That’s not even fair. This was my fucking childhood. All I did was visit the city with my mom and eat here from like 6-18 years old…
Legit… My boss just picked up a $300 bar tab and I’m still pissed off. My two coworker chicks just hooked up with each other while grinding on me and I’m still pissed off. I would have gladly picked up that tab if Wendy’s would have stayed open.
Fucking McDonalds right next door… Wendy’s was so much more hood than its black ass. Bunch of bullshit that it closed. I’m legit starving right now and needed food. Walked into Mickey D’s and walked right out out of principle. Not that I’m against McDonald’s. I’m a real fat fuck and it would have been good too…Especially the sweet tea. Shit’s legit. But Wendy’s was my boy and I couldn’t do it.
FUCK!!!!
Saudi Woman Arrested For Posting A Video Of Her Driving
Mashable -A Saudi Arabian woman at the center of a social media campaign protesting a ban against female drivers has been re-arrested after posting a video on the Internet of herself driving.Manal al-Sherif, a 32-year-old woman who launched an Internet campaign against the Saudi ban on female drivers, posted a video clip (below) of herself driving through the city of Khobar last week. On Saturday, religious policearrested al-Sherif, an information technology expert at oil firm Saudi Aramco.
Never really saw eye to eye with those Arab nations before, but banning woman drivers is a brilliant idea. How revolutionary! You know how many accidents this prevents? It’s common knowledge women can’t drive. The nerve of this bitch, getting in a car and going for a spin! And to record herself too. Rebel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8MROOGba94
I Called This Bieber/Gomez Bullshit Over a Year Ago
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDNF7wgxiIo
Bieber/Gomez raping faces on live television? Zzzzzzz. I am AWESOME. And by awesome, I mean I am always right. I called this shit a year and a half ago before these kids were even popular. Just by watching New Year’s Rockin Eve for 10 minutes and observing their behavior, my elite logic, discernment and situational awareness knew that they were up to no good. I have the tweet to prove it (screenshot below for those unworthy of following me on Twitter).
Fuckin Bieber… Asshole is too young for this shit. Plus Gomez is 18. She could do a lot better than Bieber’s 15 year old pencil. Tsk. Tsk.
Fucking Idiot Sells Kidney For iPad 2
June 2, 2011
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Portfolioso
This has to be fake, right? Or is someone really this idiotic? I have no further comment other than: sell your second kidney while you’re at it. I’m sure the person who received the kidney is more worthy of living than an idiot who starts chopping himself up for some fanboy device which is going to be obsolete by the end of the year.
PS – 20,000 yuan is like $3,000. You got robbed bro! Kidneys are going for like 80 grand on the black market. At least get your price asshole!I love Social Darwinism. If people like this kill themselves off for a stupid little device, the world will be a better place.
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