Author: Portfolioso


If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I’d Puke All Over Meg


I was at the Jersey Shore last weekend and I’ve never seen more of these shirts in my life. It was like Phillies central down there. Give me a quarter every time I saw one of these on the Boardwalk and I’d have the whole weekend covered. I’ve never even seen this shirt before in my life and I go away for a few days and 99/104 people had one on, or some variant of it. Assholes had this shittattooedon their foreheads.

Ill? Really Philly? That’s the best you can do?Philly is so awful. Their sports teams are awful. Their fans are horridband-wagoners. And most importantly, their people are ugly.

 

Rate this Old School Kevin Rose Drinking Video


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL8WmBwXQIw

How balling is this old school video of Kevin Rose chugging in 2006 ? It’s an outtake from TheBroken, which was an underground hack-y show Kevin Rose was involved with before he became mainstream and a Mac Fanboy. I mean…. I watched this shit so much in high school, no wonder I hit the bottle so much.

In summary: he has a chug-off with his co-host Dan Huard, who called him out for not being able to chug the rest of his 40. Then Huard starts chugging and can’t finish. Then Kevin just straight out owns him and chugs the rest and it’s total win. Rose just straight outclowningaround and heckling the guy for being a drinking pansy. Absolute win over here

“Fuck you and your bitch ass ways…”
“I watched how you were being a bitch”
“Somebody has some shit left and I don’t”

[ratings]

 

Edit: YouTube Deleted My Video


YouTube deleted my shit because of a Copyright claim. I need to find a way to reupload that clip and cut the music out which is licensed…

Will re-post soon.

What Is This Blasphemy?!


Some BS Site Hating on Ron Paul – There are a few things that sane, rational Americansshould trust as being the truth:1) We really did land on the moon. 2) Barack Obama is a natural-born American citizen, not a shape-shifting reptile. 3) The gold held at Fort Knox is real.

FALSE. FALSE…. Annnnnnd FALSE.

1) We didn’t land on the fucking moon. We can’t do it today and there’s no way we did it in 1969. That was just some propaganda nonsense to prove to the Soviets that we were better at space. I mean think of it. When you launch a rocket today, you need a launchpad. I’m sure there is one of those conveniently located on the moon…. How’d that shit lift off again, may I ask? HONESTLY. The Cold War was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of in my life. Everyone was freaking out about nukes, communism and World War III. I mean, I still can’t get a fuckin Cuban cigar because of this shit.

2) Barack Obama probably wasn’t born here, but who gives a shit. It’s over, the country is already ruined and he hasn’t done anything to change it except spend more money we don’t have on Obamacare. Money for some welfare assed lazy people who never worked a day in their lives to get free medical care. Paid for by me.

3) I never heard of this one before, fake gold bars? It does sound crazy, but since when does the US ever tell the truth. God damn right they’re lying about all the gold we have. Fuckin China owns like half of our debt. They’ll be occupying ourcountrysoon and taking over. I’ll be speaking fluent Chinese by 37.

So according to this dickwad, I am neither sane nor rational. I’ll tell you what I am. I’m right. And he’s brainwashed.


Me vs CNS In College…


This clip from the Social Network explains it all. So accurate…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHe9EqXDszE

  • Breaching network security? Check.
  • Distributing copyrighted material? No comment.
  • Creating a website on their network? Check. (although it was never meant to become of anything – it was just for me)
  • Admin hearing?Check.
  • Me ripping on the director of network security to his face? Check.

The only difference is that I’m not a billionaire now… Damn it.And that is why the network peeps put me on the Abuser’s list. Enjoyyyy.

 

PS – How long untilYouTubepulls this video for copyright infringement…