Author: Portfolioso
This Ass Pillow Is A Stupid Idea
https://bootypillows.com/ -The story of the Booty PillowTM is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great! The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, We should make Booty Pillows! Nic laughed and followed, I’m down. Let’s do it! The rest is history. TheBooty PillowTM is now ready to be enjoyed by the mAsses. Get yours today!
This is a bunch of nonsense. Who would spend $30 on this crap. Go get a real ass.
Fucking Idiot Sells Kidney For iPad 2
Shanghai Daily -A 17-year-old student in Anhui Province sold one of his kidneys for 20,000 yuan only to buy an iPad 2. Now, with his health getting worse, the boy is feeling regret but it is too late, the Global Times reported today.”I wanted to buy an iPad 2 but could not afford it,” said the boy surnamed Zheng in Huaishan City. “A broker contacted me on the Internet and said he could help me sell one kidney for 20,000 yuan.”
This has to be fake, right? Or is someone really this idiotic? I have no further comment other than: sell your second kidney while you’re at it. I’m sure the person who received the kidney is more worthy of living than an idiot who starts chopping himself up for some fanboy device which is going to be obsolete by the end of the year.
PS – 20,000 yuan is like $3,000. You got robbed bro! Kidneys are going for like 80 grand on the black market. At least get your price asshole!I love Social Darwinism. If people like this kill themselves off for a stupid little device, the world will be a better place.
Rush Hour Rant: More Grand Central/MTA Idiocy
Do these MTA jokers ever use their fucking heads? I had to stand in a traffic mob of 800 people for 10 minutes because the idiots who choose which tracks these trains come in on were all gobbling and tripping on shrooms.
Whose brilliant idea was it to unload a packed 7:15 New Haven line train on track 26 while a 7:27 Harlem line train was boarding on track 25. They share the same freaking platform! To make matters worse, the stupid ass New Haven train was also boarding again and pulling right out. So essentially, you have two trainloads of commuters trying to swarm two trains and leave the city and a full NYCbound train trying to unload. Bottleneck central. All on a platform narrower than my driveway. Shit was literally single file and without exaggeration, took 10 minutes to clear. Plus it’s like 97 degrees on those tracks. Jesus Christ.
The Biggest Disappointment So Far This Decade…
I’m fucking scarred for life. That’s it… My life is over. The mother fucking Wendys at 45th and Lexington closed. I do not remember the last time I was this disappointed. Ever. Where the fuck am I supposed to eat next time I’m hammered drunk and need to catch a train home in 5 minutes? Like seriously…
That’s not even fair. This was my fucking childhood. All I did was visit the city with my mom and eat here from like 6-18 years old…
Legit… My boss just picked up a $300 bar tab and I’m still pissed off. My two coworker chicks just hooked up with each other while grinding on me and I’m still pissed off. I would have gladly picked up that tab if Wendy’s would have stayed open.
Fucking McDonalds right next door… Wendy’s was so much more hood than its black ass. Bunch of bullshit that it closed. I’m legit starving right now and needed food. Walked into Mickey D’s and walked right out out of principle. Not that I’m against McDonald’s. I’m a real fat fuck and it would have been good too…Especially the sweet tea. Shit’s legit. But Wendy’s was my boy and I couldn’t do it.
FUCK!!!!
Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq?
June 6, 2011
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Can someone please explain to me what the FUCK is the point of occupying Iraq at this point? For fucks sake, it’s a waste of money. It’s a waste of human lives. There is no reason any American soldier should be dying in that shithole anymore. Want to know why they’re dying? Because Iraqis don’t want us there DUH. It’s not our country and we didn’t even declare war, so obviously people are going to be shooting rockets trying to get them out. How would you like it if Iraq was just like.. Fuck it. We’re going to put our tanks all over NYC and just walk around and invade buildings for no reason. Pretty sure we’d be fighting back.
Let them do whatever the fuck they do over there. It’s not our concern. We are not the world police. No wonder everyone hates the United States.
PS – Obama is a God damn joke. He brought about real change alright. Three years later, soldiers are still dying and the economy is just as fucked as it was before. This could all have been prevented if there was fucking CHANGE aka, stop the wars. But no… People will blindly continue to love Obama because I’m not even going to say why here.
I never get political, but this has gone too far.
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