Author: Portfolioso
About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points
Praise Jeebus
About time this fuckin guy hit a home run. Scratch that… About time he got a base hit. He’s been bringing in a cool 0 points per day for two weeks straight on my fantasy team.
If I didn’t have such a bromance with this guy, I’d have dropped his ass a weeks ago. Swish is just a crazy assed bitch. His personality helps.
Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already
What’s the big deal? Am I missing something. I haven’t heard this much news out of the UK since Prince Charles had Dianna killed in that car crash. Two people are getting married. WOW. Fucking rare occasion. That doesn’t happen all the time… Who gives a shit. It doesn’t put any money in my pocket. I am sick of hearing about this nonstop for the past 3 weeks. Legit every news channel has been there all week and I can’t go take a piss without someone obsessing over this crap. Call me back when you’re talking about royal blow jobs or something…
No. One. Cares. Correction: no one should care. Too many people care, and it’s pissing me off. How about worrying about like… I don’t know… ANYTHING ELSE instead. Yep.
________
*Maybe I would if I was with the boys and there was a drinking game to it, but that’s unlikely.
So Much For Blogging Today
I was all about blogging from work, but I had a FiOS outage at home today. Once the service was restored, my IP address reset and my DNS didn’t update so I had absolutely no way of connecting. I’m supposed to have an admin on standby in my house to reset my shit in times like these, but the person wasn’t around today.
See, I will NEVER under any circumstances, visit this blog at work if it’s not through some kind of elite encryption, tunnel or VNC. Even though they probably don’t care, I don’t want it in the logs.
PS – this was a boring assed blog, but I don’ give a fuuuuuck.
If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I’m uninstalling it in 2 seconds
May 1, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
No Comments
Portfolioso
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNQbo8Rao08
These fuckers have some nerve, developing a framework that lets them push ads to your notification window. If you watch the video, they claim that only 5% of app users are active, so if they never launch the app, the developers don’t make money. UH DOY! No shit. Why should the developers get advertising revenue if I’m not using the app. Christ!
Translation: When your phone is idle, lets just spam ad shit to it.
So if I install the app with AirPush ads, it’s going to run in the background and then I’m going to have ads delivered to mynotificationbar? That’s bullshit. If any developer uses this, they’re a fucking moron because I can assure you people will be uninstalling those apps so fast they won’t make any money on ads.
Android