Author: Portfolioso

Signal Mouthwash Tastes Like Antifreeze

May 1, 2011

Useless Update

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…and I never even tried antifreeze. Seriously, this stuff is fucking poisonous. I rinsed my mouth with this crap one time and winced. The aftertaste was even worse. Absolute rubbish

If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I’m uninstalling it in 2 seconds

May 1, 2011

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNQbo8Rao08

These fuckers have some nerve, developing a framework that lets them push ads to your notification window. If you watch the video, they claim that only 5% of app users are active, so if they never launch the app, the developers don’t make money. UH DOY! No shit. Why should the developers get advertising revenue if I’m not using the app. Christ!

“With AirPush, we let users view ads when it’s convenient, and not when they’re busy using an app”

Translation: When your phone is idle, lets just spam ad shit to it.

So if I install the app with AirPush ads, it’s going to run in the background and then I’m going to have ads delivered to mynotificationbar? That’s bullshit. If any developer uses this, they’re a fucking moron because I can assure you people will be uninstalling those apps so fast they won’t make any money on ads.

About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points

April 29, 2011

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Praise Jeebus

About time this fuckin guy hit a home run. Scratch that… About time he got a base hit. He’s been bringing in a cool 0 points per day for two weeks straight on my fantasy team.

If I didn’t have such a bromance with this guy, I’d have dropped his ass a weeks ago. Swish is just a crazy assed bitch. His personality helps.

Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already

April 28, 2011

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What’s the big deal? Am I missing something. I haven’t heard this much news out of the UK since Prince Charles had Dianna killed in that car crash. Two people are getting married. WOW. Fucking rare occasion. That doesn’t happen all the time… Who gives a shit. It doesn’t put any money in my pocket. I am sick of hearing about this nonstop for the past 3 weeks. Legit every news channel has been there all week and I can’t go take a piss without someone obsessing over this crap. Call me back when you’re talking about royal blow jobs or something…

No. One. Cares. Correction: no one should care. Too many people care, and it’s pissing me off. How about worrying about like… I don’t know… ANYTHING ELSE instead. Yep.

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*Maybe I would if I was with the boys and there was a drinking game to it, but that’s unlikely.

 

Even the $heep Hates The MTA

April 27, 2011

Useless Update

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Got a text from the Sheep. Guy’s legit. It made my day: