Author: Portfolioso
This Entenmann’s Cake Box is Pissing Me Off
What the hell is this shit? How am I supposed to get this cake out of the box without making a mess or shoving my fingers all over the cake? Nasty. Back in the day, their boxes used to have a pop up hinge top that opened like a lid, easily exposing the cake so you could cut a piece and close it. Now it opens like a damn box.
Whenever I want a piece of cake now, I have to slide out the entire thing, cut it, put it back in the box,crumbsare everywhere. Too much work. Before, I just popped the lid, cut a piece and closed it.
Fuckin’ nonsense.
Rush Hour Rant: Subway Poles
March 14, 2011
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Portfolioso
I almost vomited three times while making this shitty assed photo illustration.
I will never touch a subway pole again in my life. Guaranteed. I always joked about how bad they were and Purell’d the shit out of my hands if I had to touch them, but this is the icing on the cake folks. You think wiping snot, licking, spitting, shitting, puking or coughing phlegm all over the pole is bad? Heh.
So I was on the 6 Friday morning and almost vomited all over the train. There was this woman with the biggest ass herpes cold sores all over her lips and face that I’ve ever seen before in my life. Ok so big deal, I wasn’t going anywhere near her. Whatever. I get to my stop and it’s time to get off. It’s also this infected clown’s stop.
So before she gets up, she takes a finger and starts rubbing and picking the shit out of these sores for like 20 seconds. Then she proceeds to stand up, grabbing the pole with that same hand. Delicious!
At that moment, I literally gagged and made a loud noise of disgust while staring at this filthy woman.Thanks for putting your fucking virus all over the place. Get the f off my train and clean yourself up, slut.