Author: Portfolioso


Reason Number 212132 Why IE is Pathetic


WOW. I looked at the source on one of my WordPress error pages and saw this. Is this serious? IE is such a piece of shit that it doesn’t render the page properly unless it is greater than 512 bytes? Jesus! So WordPress actually had to go and add a comment in to increase the page size, just for IE. WOW. I’m speechless.


Look at this Tub of Shit


Fucking Joba… Hippo shows up at camp all out of shape from binge drinking every night and doing who the fuck knows in Hickbraska.

Guy was so promising back in 2007. How do you go from being a 21 year old lights out setup man for Mo, the greatest closer of all time, to a complete joke who’s not even guaranteed to make the roster anymore. I mean shit. He was legit ballin. Then he thinks hes hot shit, parties too much, gets DUIs etc and the guy is lousy now.

Awful. I still blame the flies in Cleveland


Quick Little Facebook Infographic


Jacked this chart from Mashable: Very nicely put – Guys prefer photos with girls. Girls prefer photos with girls. Pretty much everyone prefers photos with girls.

Personally, I prefer photos with me in them. Just take a look at my digital photo frame on my desk at work. I’m in every single picture. Bitches come over, take one look and walk away like fire hydrants. True story.

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