Author: Portfolioso
India Sucks at Launching Rockets
MSNBC – NEW DELHIA rocket carrying an Indiancommunication satellite exploded just after liftoff Saturday in the second launch failure for India’s space agency this year.
What the f! Don’t all Indians have an IQ of 232, study all day and eat, sleep and breathe education? What’s this crap that every time they try to launch something into space, the rocket blows up? I thought a 14 year old Indian could put a rocket in space. This is the second one that blew up. And they’re supposed to put men in space by 2016? Come on India! You’re smarter than that.
If the morons in the United States were smart enough to fake a moon landing in 1969, I think it wouldn’t be too hard for India to toss a rocket into orbit. Should be as simple as breathing for those brainiacs.
Bring Me this Archbishop’s Pimp Staff
Timothy Dolan at Midnight Mass at St. Patrick’s, just tearing it up with the bling staff.
Imagine the bitches you could pick up with that thing? Such a waste for a bishop to have. I mean the thing probably sits in the closet all year. I could take that thing to the Grape and shit.
PS – I’m not going to hell for thinking this, right? God would side with me. He’d think that would be more useful to me than some old bishop dude.
Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtttf3BIZ8
Google launched this new “Teach Your Parents Tech” campaign which is designed to teach people like my mother how to copy and paste on a computer. Welp, I was watching some of them to see if they were any good and if there was one to teach my mom the difference between closing a browser tab and closing the browser window and I stumbled upon this.
Absolute smoke, and she even knows a thing or two about computers.You can change my background any day!
These Morons Messed Up Our Office Carpet
December 29, 2010
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Portfolioso
I get off the elevator this morning to walk out onto my floor and almost trip over some jackass’ tools because they’re putting new flooring carpet tiles down. Ok whatever, I’m all for building improvement.
The floor has been ripped up for weeks and it looked like asshole. Except when I walked into the hallway later in the day, I almost flipped out.
Just look at this shit. Guys can’t even lay carpet tile right. This is an absolute outrage. You know how badly this annoys my OCD ass? It’s clear that the black border is supposed to go around the walls. What the fuck! There’s no wall there – it just goes straight across the floor. It should have gone around the corner. For fuck’s sake construction people, learn how to put down some carpet. Jeez. And why is it two colors? The eff man? Learn some design. Learn common sense.
Absolutely disgusting, disgraceful and awful. Rip that shit up and do it over assmunches.