Author: Portfolioso

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January 17, 2011

Useless Update

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In honor of MLK Jr. Day and women being assholes, enjoy...

My Host Sucks

January 10, 2011

Rants, Website Related

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We have scheduled the integration of this additional UPS on Monday January 10th, 2011 at 9 AM EST (UTC-5). The integration will be completed within two hours. No down time is expected during this integration because this new system has been already successfully inspected and stress tested by a third party. However, in a worst-case scenario, up to 25% of the servers in our data center may experience a brief loss of power and reboot themselves automatically. We do not expect this to happen, but we are well-prepared in case it does. We have scheduled a special standby response team that will take action as needed to minimize the impact of any problems that arise during this work.

Minimal downtime my ass. 54 minutes of downtime for the ENTIRE datacenter, not just 25% of servers. Plus the server load sucks dick half of the day on my server. Christ. If it wasn’t dirt cheap and I had more than 4 regular visitors, I’d switch it in a heartbeat.

It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now

January 7, 2011

Rants

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I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.

Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.

What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7

January 5, 2011

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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What the hell did they do with the up one level button in the file picker? Do you know how much of a pain in the balls it is to go to the parent folder? Legithad to type it in the location bar, backspace a little and press enter. Jesus Christ. It works like a charm in Google Chrome. Google Chrome is urinating all the F over Firefox lately. Firefox just gets shittier by the day. It’s slow, it’s clunky. The more I use Google Chrome the more amazing it is.

Ok before I go all off on Firefox, looks like it’s a Windows 7 thing and Firefox is using the native file picker. I mean I love Windows 7 to death, but Christ, this was an awful thing to remove. Google was like screw that, we’re using our own file picker so people like me can go up one level when we want.

Can someone explain to me how I go up one level to the previous folder in this bitch ass operating system:

PS – Firefox 4 still sucks. The fact that each tab is not its own process is a bunch of balls. It’s memory usage is a fat pig. Ugh. See this is the problem. Firefox was the shit. When IE was a joke, it was amazing. When they found out IE was such a piece and that any intelligent computer user ignored it, they just started slacking. Slacking so badly that Google Chrome came out of nowhere and lapped them. Sad day indeed. But good for Google. They have some good shit.

Happy New Year, Love the MTA

January 1, 2011

Rants

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These new fares are for shit. No mas! No mas! I could lease a beemer for the price I’m paying for a fucking monthly subway and Metro North. Welp, 2011 started and I’m that much poorer. Keep ass raping the middle class, bitches. All to stand on crowded-ass, shitty, brake squeaky trains that sway like morons.