Author: Portfolioso
This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience
You want to know what really pisses me off about Google Chrome? When you make a video full screen, you get this stupid ass notification that it’s full screen and whether or not to allow it or exit. Idiots. I CHOSE to make it full screen. It’s already full screen, thus already allowed. I don’t need to see this idiotic modal telling me otherwise. Get rid of it.
What’s The Problem Here?
NBC Chicago – Police are searching for a man who allegedly got a bit too touchy-feely with a woman’s feet at a grocery store parking lot in South Jersey. The woman told police she was loading groceries into her vehicle in the parking lot of the ShopRite on Ark Road in Mount Laurel around 10:20 p.m. Saturday. As she began to close her driver’s side door, a man stopped the door from closing. The man then told the woman he wanted to speak to her and complimented her toes, according to investigators. The woman said the man then touched and squeezed two of her toes. After the woman told the man to stop touching her he let go and told her he was obsessed with toes, police said. He then walked away.
This was one of the headliners on my taxinews feed screen tonight… I was reading the news and getting all depressed because it was all about shootings, war, ebola, stabbings, homeless, poverty, robberies etc… Then this came up… I was like what the fuck…
Um. Here’s the thing. I don’t have a foot/toe fetish. I think that’s weird and it doesn’t do anythingfor me. Additionally, if you go up to strangers in the parking lot at 10 PM when it’s pitch black and start sucking on toes, that’s just flat out messed upand you should probably die of natural selection and never reproduce.
…But I think this went a little too far. I don’t see what the issue is here or why this is even news. Look at what I bolded above. She asked him to stop and he was like “oops, my bad. I’m kinda into toes and sorry that I weireded you out. You asked me to stop? Ok.” and then walked away….
So now the cops are wasting time looking for this guy? Don’t you have ISIS people to catch and murderers to stop? I assure you he’s no threat to anyone, other than being a weird. What’s the problem here? Hestopped and walked away when he was asked to. No trouble….
Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande
The Big Bang Theory star Mayim Bialik has singled out out Ariana Grande for criticism after spotting a billboard featuring the pop star in her underwear.In a post on her Kveller blog, the modest actress and lifestyle guru, reveals she has no idea who the Problem singer is, but she would rather her kids weren’t subjected to images of scantily-clad pop stars around Los Angeles. Bialik writes, “I am old-fashioned. My kids have clothes they only wear to synagogue. I don’t favour my kids cursing. I dress modestly. I don’t want my kids learning about sex from billboards. Stuff like that.
“Which is why a few billboards I have seen lately really bug me. There is one for Ariana Grande, and I will go ahead and admit I have no idea who she is or what she does. Based on the billboard, she sells lingerie. Or stiletto heels. Or plastic surgery because every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.“
PARENT OF THE YEAR! Only buys her kids clothes they can wear to synagogue! Sign me up!Your kids will absolutelygrow up tobe model citizens!
For sure not! Don’t give me all of thisbullshit,Mayim. You’re no prude. I guarantee that you’reinto the kinkiest shit I can’t even think of. If there’sONE takeaway we should have all learned of from the fappenning, it’s that no one is innocent.
She’s just jealous she’s uglier than Ariana Grande. She even said it herself “every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.”
You’re an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This
HuffPo – While we love pinning street style photos of ladies sporting covetable heels and statement clutches, we are also inspired by the men who show up to fashion week dressed to the nines. It’s not so much about who they are wearing, but how they are wearing certain pieces — a guy in a suit he purchased from his local Salvation Army can look like he stepped straight out of a J.Crew catalog with the right amount of styling and confidence. During New York Fashion Week, photographer Melodie Jeng snapped some of the most dapper dudes. And let’s just say that these men mean business.
Photo credit:Melodie Jeng/HPMG
This is what good fashion looks like? No wonder why I want to punch everyone in the face. I’ll be in my ass-struttin’ jeans and a regular t-shirt, sorry that I look homeless. These are exactly the type of assholes that chicks are looking for in a “fall boyfriend.”
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- Hipster asshole. Looks like the doodles in my notebook that I do during meetings.
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- Looks like a guy that needs a fist in his face
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- Go back to Williamsburg
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- Jorts and a polka dot dress cut really weird? You’re an asshole.
If You Attempt To Kiss a Venomous Snake, You Deserve to Die
April 24, 2015
Rants, Useless Update
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Portfolioso
Are you kidding me? Took a liking to a poisonous snake? Tried to kiss it? I wouldn’t kiss a non-poisonous snake! Who in their right mind takes likings to poisonous snakes that can kill you in one fell swoop, let alone kisses them? You devil motherfucker you… Darwinism at its finest. But here’s the kicker… Now this dude is facing charges with the law for not having a permit to handle poisonous snakes or some shit? Huzuhhhhhh???? How does that make any sense? This backs up my point that America is not a free country. If I’m an idiot and want to kill myself by sucking face with a poisonous snake, that’s my problem, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone else. This is a waste of resources on someone who should be dead and not reproducing. Go to hell and hang out with all the fire snakes you want down there.
Thanks Danny for the link.
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