Category: Rants
I’m Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out
So it’s the 10 year (and one day) anniversary of the U.S invading Iraq. The internet has been buzzing with this dude Tomas Young’s story. I didn’t know about any of this. I didn’t know about the documentary Body of War and just watched the trailer now. You can call me a pussy all you want, but I was absolutely bawling by the time this trailer was over. Like… if you don’t at least tear up, you don’t have a soul:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZuQkITY64
Anywho, this poor dude is on his deathbed. He also wrote a pretty accurate,poignantfuck you letter to Bush and Cheney. I mean shit. If someone wrote this about me, I wouldn’t know what to do.
Further Readings:
- Read more about Tomas Young’s condition:http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/the_crucifixion_of_tomas_young_20130310/
- Tomas Young’s accurate, poignant letter to Bush and Cheney:http://dangerousminds.net/comments/dying_vets[…]
- I’ve written about how dumb this idiotic country is: here, here, here, here, hereand here
PS – Eddie Vedder did some of the music in thatdocumentaryand Ineed him to sing me to sleep.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPzS8Y27Ks
Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind?
This man is 100% outside his mind and I’m more confident in the fucking MTA than the Yankees this season. This gentleman is absolutely wreckless. What a flop of an offseason. The Yankees are pulling some Mets-ass shit right now. Absoluteembarrassment. Cashman is going around skydiving, breaking bones and tweeting at a bunch of antiques because he can’t even get ahold of their agents. Derick Lee? Chipper Jones? Scot Rolen? These motherfuckers were in their prime in like 1997. Jesus Fucking Christ. I’d rather pull some asshole out of AAA than to pay millions of dollars to these washed up jokers.
I haven’t even been following the Yankees that closely this offseason with the exception that their team is on average 46 years old, Arod is a whiny bitch who should have gotten his contract voided and a Texiera keeps pulling his vagina muscle.
PREDICTION: Yankees will finish with a 77-86 record.
Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One
Will you players stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go. First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.
You Know What’s An Utter Shitpile? Fucking Firefox
April 5, 2013
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Fuck Firefox. It’s such a piece of shit browser. I’m not even joking. It fucking never works and I hate using it. As a matter of fact, for the past year and a half, I only use it for work (to keep my work bookmarks synced and so I can use Chrome instead). I’m on the verge of scrapping that shit and using Chrome’s multi-user feature. Firefox’s UI is clunky as fuck. I hate it on the grounds that it constantly becomes unresponsive and eats memory faster than a fat chick on Thanksgiving.
Seriously though. Don’t Mozilla’s engineers realize how shitty their shit is? No. They’re probably all on Chrome. Fucking IE 9 and 10 are better browsers than Firefox. First off, their auto-update feature is horse shit because it never actually auto-updates unless you check the help dialog. Chrome updates without you even realizing it. Which is how it should be. When there are Firefox updates, they’re too busy adding bullshit HTML5 shit that no one uses, PDF readers (which Chrome had since ’08 and nothing else useful).
Also, is this motherlessly necessary:

Fucking 2+gigs of RAM wasted. Fucking unresponsive. Fucking 30% CPU for no reason. Chrome? 86MB. Q.E.D
I have a solution for you Firefox users (on Windows). Do the following:
TL;DR: Fuck you if you use Firefox. Don’t. It sucks monkey balls.
Firefox