Category: Rants
Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine
What kind of nonsense is this shit? Blocks float in mid-air now? Not sure what world they live in over at Box2D, but it my world, blocks unsupported by anything fall to the ground due do a phenomenon known as… Gravity.
I’m telling you. It’s not that I suck at this game. It uses unrealistic physics.
Rush Hour Rant: Close the Doors And Leave Already
You know what pisses me off to no end? The subway conductor jokeshops who are in charge of the doors. They never do it right. I HATE the following:
When the train is in the station for like 3 minutes just chilling with the doors open
Holy shit I hate this. People just keep coming in and you end up crushed to death. I read a thing somewhere that said the doors had to be opened for no less than 30 seconds. Open it
When the doors close but the train doesn’t leave
GO ALREADY!! Holy crap I have places to be. Good train conductor people pull out like 1 second after the doors close. There’s nothing more shitty than me missing my other train because the subways took like 9 hours pull out once the doors were closed.
SUCKS.
Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit
Gigaom – While I most often use an iPhone as my primary mobile device, I’m not an Android-hater by any means.
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But in terms of the average smartphone user’s priorities right now, I still believe the iPhone 4S is the superior device. The iOS web browsing experience is still better (text rendering is better, the interface is more usable, and double-tap zooming is a necessity for one-hand browsing), text looks better all around, it has a much better camera for capturing mobile memories, and with iOS 5, notifications provide exactly the right kind of information exactly where you want it.
Jerks off to Apple Products
Fuck this guy Darrell Etherington.This is your typical fucking hipster piece of shit Apple fanboy.How did I ever guess that the Galaxy Nexus is perceived to be a complete shitpile in the eyes of an Apple fanboy. Is there anything Android can do to impress these people? Nope.
Guess what dumbshit – Android does have double tap zooming. I can argue this guy point by point, but it’s a waste of my time because 85% ofpeople who read my blog honestly don’t know anything about technology.
My point is that I haven’t even seen the Galaxy Necus in person and I guarantee you that the hardware is better than the iPhone 4s. I guarantee you Android 4.0 is as polished as iOS. I’m not saying the 4S is bad – just that once you’re an Apple fanboy, you’re too arrogant to admit that anything else is better,
I bet if Apple boxed up a pile of horse shit and called it the iPhone 5, fanboys would still say it was better than the Galaxy Nexus. Give me a break!
More Reasons the MTA Doesn’t Make Any Sense Whatsoever
Just got this subway alert. What a fucking joke. Someone is sick at 42nd st, so we’re going to skip stations in between 42nd and 14th st. Oh and while we’re at it, we’re not going to go past 86th St because we’re lazies. Does this make ANY sense whatsoever?
Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit
December 6, 2011
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I have no words. I was supposed to have this fucking Galaxy Nexus smartphone by October 10th and here I am with one hand on my dick and the other on this piece of shit. I read a tech blog today that the Galaxy Nexus was on display at the Samsung Experience, which a half-assed Apple store that has a whopping amount of products on display: 3 chromebooks, 4 TVs and 2 smartphones. Store was almost as bare as my grandma’s fridge. I trek my ass all the way to this store, taking all the wrong subways because I’m a noob dumbass, and what do I find?
The piece of shit is not there because Verizon ordered it to be removed, since they didn’t officially announce it.
This is exactly how to not release a phone, folks. Want to know why Apple is so successful (besides the fact that they have cult fanboys and their products cater to simple minded people who are clueless about technology)? Because when they release a product, they hype it for like 4 months. People line up for that shit like it’s the end of the world.
What does Verizon do? They delay the shit for two months and it ends up getting release in 5 other countries first, then by the time it comes out, no one but the ubergeeks give a shit. It’s going to be released so quietly that no one is going to care. Verizon also advertises and pushes pieces of shit like the Motorola Droid Razr and all of this other bullshit bundled with Verizon
Trust me.. Verizon is NEVER going to launch another “official Google” phone again because they lose tons of control over it. They’d rather release shitty phones from shitty companies that put shitty user interfaces and shitty bloatware on them.
If I don’t get to pre-order or order this fucking thing by Friday, I’m officially going to check into a mental institution for obsessive compulsivedisorderand schizophrenia. Because obviously I amdelusional and out of touch with realitythinking that this phone is ever going to be released. Because it probably won’t be. It’ll be like Shutter Island. One big mindfuck that never existed.
PS – the only reason I am so obsessing over this phone is because I’m using such a piece of shit, that the earpiece doesn’t work and it doesn’t even have a fucking clock built in. That’s right folks. The second I lose service, I have no idea what time it is because apparently LG didn’t think to put a fucking simple assed clock in their piece of shit.