Category: Rants


Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels


This piece of crap is $80...

I see these all over the park at lunchtime. This is by far the silliest device ever. It should be banned. Why on earth do they have two front wheels and one back wheel? How are you supposed to steer that thing? Tell your pussy kids to learn how to balance and get them a two wheel scooter. OR if you’re a crappy parent and your kid doesn’t know how to balance, why don’t you get one with two wheels at the back.

What the hell is wrong with parents these days. It has two front wheels! It looks ridiculous! If someone got my kid that, I’d club them with it.

PS – just looked this up. “The mini kick’s 3 wheels provide greater stability, making it easier for even the youngest kids to learn to ride. Great for their balance and coordination.”Lean and steer? Seriously? I don’t buy it. There’s no control in that. No wonder kids crash into me all the time in the park. Absurd.

PPS – I’m trying to tone this blog down a notch. Every other post was F this and F that. I think I dropped a pussy or two, but that’s an improvement.

 


Fuck War


Reposted from Facebook:

‎31 lost, 31 unwanted visits, 31 doors receive that dreaded knock, 31 families with shattered hearts, 31 pairs of boots lined up with rifles and dog tags and helmets, 31 comrades remembered and grieved for, 31 funeral services, 31 names on newly made grave markers, 31 empty places at the table, 31 souls who gave all, whose lives leave a void, so let’s take 31 seconds to re-post this and pause to reflect on such a sacrifice as 31 gone forever.


That’s It. I Had Enough Of This Fucking Country


WSJ -KABULAn Afghan insurgent armed with a rocket-propelled grenade shot down a coalition helicopter early Saturday morning, killing 38, including 30 American troops, Afghan officials said, in the single largest loss of U.S. lives since the war began a decade ago.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFGHANISTAN ALREADY. I already said this a few weeks agoabout Iraq. What a waste of money and lives. This country fucking sucks. No wonder people shoot our shit down. It’s justified because we don’t belong there. If China started flying their military shit over New York for now reason, you’re God Damn right it would be justified to shoot that down. So what’s the difference. Why are we the world police? You can’t just occupy Afghanistan for no reason. The hell with Afghanistan. No one cares. Let them do their own thing. Doesn’t anyone learn anything from history? It’s common knowledge that smallguerrilla warfare always wins against superpowers. Lets see… American Revolution. Vietnam… Taliban. Derp.

Don’t say that I’m a bad person for writing this. I feel for the families of these soldiers who just lost their lives. It’s uncalled for. There is absolutely no reason for it. None at all.It’s not even a real war. We didn’t even declare war. It’s unconstitutional to be occupying other countries.


Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English


People have a habit of putting an ‘s onto words when it shouldn’t be there. FUCKING GET IT RIGHT:
  1. Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before thesto show singular possession.
  2. Use the apostrophe where the noun that should follow is implied.
  3. To show plural possession, make the noun plural first. Then immediately use the apostrophe.
I’m sick and tired of reading business emails of people who sound like fucking morons. “Can you take a look at these gift card’s?” “Her tit’s are huge” “These customer’s all complained” “Billy and Roger are big boy’s”
Assholes.

 


Newsflash: Optimum Online Blows Monkey Nipples (Ranked Worst ISP In US)


DUH. Have I not been ranting about how shitty and slow this internet provider is since the beginning of time? (Hereand here)… Fuck Cablevision and their bitch ass ways. They have some nerveadvertising15MBPS. Yeah. 15MBPS at like 4AM. Otherwise, it runs along at a cool 1-3MBPS. Absolutely horse shit.

Gizmodo even says it “Basically, your grandpa, with artificial hip, runs laps around Cablevision.” PS -look at this graph:

 

I have FiOS. So ENJOYYYYYYYY.