Category: Rants
@UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever
Uberfacts is the most ridiculous Twitter account ever. It’s basically a dude with an automated bot who posts the same shitty, idiotic facts in a loop. In this post, I will provide brief commentary on these “facts”
Stars are living organisms? Idiot.
NO. If you use private browsing and are NOT logged in, how the fuck is Google going to associate the query with your account (unless maybe you’re signed in to the Chrome browser). Yes, they may save search queries by IP, but what is that going to do?
Hair? Indestructible? What about scissors… Idiot.
Research also says that if you shove a lightbulb up your ass and fart, it might just light up – but only if it’s an L.E.D. Idiot.
This is common sense, assholes. Be a cube monkey for 3 months and you’ll realize anyone who’s successful (read: suits) are conniving, lying, cheating cut-throat docuhebags. So yes, if your kid is a liar, s/he will screw people over and become successful. Idiot.
Correlation does not prove causation. Show hasn’t even been around that long. Idiot.
Japan is fucked up.
I’ll give you $5 if you can show me the country of South African on a map. Idiot.
Also, get a load of these contradicting facts:
- https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454861999286259712
- https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454578867693715456
FUCKIN UNFOLLOWED
Are We For Real?
WCVB –The second Massachusetts Marine in two weeks has been killed in action in Afghanistan. Sgt. Daniel Vasselian, 27, of Abington, was killed Monday, his family said. He was ambushed, two days before Christmas, as he was getting off a Humvee, they said.
How many fucking times have I said it? What. In the actual fuck. Is. The United States. Still doing. In. Fucking Afghanistan/Iraq/Middle East. Jesus fucking Christ. There’s no reason for us to be losing boys anymore these days. Send everyone home. It’s not going to solve anything.
RIP dude and we thank you for serving this inferior country that does not believe in peace.
Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons
You know what really pisses me off? The close door button on an elevator. It NEVER WORKS. What’s the point then? I get to an elevator in my lobby and start hitting the button so I can go up to my floor in peace, but instead, the door stays open for another 15 seconds until the curry powder smelling Indian chick gets on.
Fucking elevators.
Rant: Google Keyboard
June 30, 2014
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Random pet peeve about the official stock Google Keyboardfor Android:
Will you crackers fucking autocorrect “tou” to “you?” This is by far the most annoying fucking thing ever. 100% of the time I goto type “you” (which is frequent), the combination between my fat fucking fingers and the fact that 100% of Android phones have shitty touch sensors (as compared to Apple), I end up typing tou instead. No big deal. I mistype a lot of shit on there. Only thing is, it does a good job with autocorrect. But not tou to you. Why? Because tou is a dictionary word. What the fuck is a tou? NOTHING. Get the fuck out of my dictionary. Because it’s a dictionary word, I couldn’t even add a custom dictionary/shortcut/autocorrect tou –> youtrigger.
Now when I looked up tou, it was some fucker mentioned in the Old Testament.Fore sure I’ll text about this dude 0% of the time. Android L’s keyboard better be better than that shit. Ya heard?
PS – I typed this blog on a fucking netbook keyboard running Xubuntu. Netbooks are such slow pieces of shit with the worst screen resolution ever, but it actually runs a server pretty well because Linux.
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