Category: Rants
Middle Managers Basiclly Want to Kill Themselves
Nymag – In a paper published online last month in the journal Sociology of Health & Illness, they write that those in middle-management positions are more likely to suffer from depression than either their underlings or their superiors. The team, led by Columbia epidemiologist Seth J. Prins, used a pretty huge sample size for their research: more than 20,000 survey respondents gathered from full-time workers who took part in the National Epidemiological Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions. From that, Prins and his co-authors were able to analyze the responses of owners and executives, managers and supervisors, and low-level worker bees on their experiences with depression.
The results: 18 percent of middle managers reported a bout of depression within the last 12 months, compared to 11 percent of the executives and owners, and 12 percent of the workers.
No shit Sherlock! This is exactly what I expected.
Suits – The executives are usually fucking morons who are washed up idiots and don’t know how to do any useful day to day tasksand don’t contribute anything except bossing people around and coming up with dumbass corporate strategy that usually fails. There are no consequences because they suck each other’s dicks and have job security.They have all the money and have no problem being another idiot exec at another company.
Low Level Workers – The low level workers come in too categories – (1) over eager young people who are happy to do anything to advance their career and have not worked enough in the cube to see the bullshit that really happens. (2) After a few years, they get fed up, mail it in and don’t give a fuck enough to get depressed.
Middle level managershave to deal with the low level over eager happy workers or slackers and the idiot suits bossing them around with dumbass shit. And this is why they want to kill themselves.
It’s very simple really. Don’t need any Columbia study telling me this. Of course, there are exceptions, but really nah.
If You Attempt To Kiss a Venomous Snake, You Deserve to Die
ABC News -A Florida man was bitten in the face by a venomous snake after trying to kiss it, authorities told ABC Tampa affiliate WFTS-TV.Austin Hatfield, 18, of Wimauma, told his friends he took a liking to the snake and decided to keep it as a pet, Robin Belcher, the mother of his best friend, Jason Belcher, told ABC News.
Are you kidding me? Took a liking to a poisonous snake? Tried to kiss it? I wouldn’t kiss a non-poisonous snake! Who in their right mind takes likings to poisonous snakes that can kill you in one fell swoop, let alone kisses them? You devil motherfucker you… Darwinism at its finest. But here’s the kicker… Now this dude is facing charges with the law for not having a permit to handle poisonous snakes or some shit? Huzuhhhhhh???? How does that make any sense? This backs up my point that America is not a free country. If I’m an idiot and want to kill myself by sucking face with a poisonous snake, that’s my problem, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone else. This is a waste of resources on someone who should be dead and not reproducing. Go to hell and hang out with all the fire snakes you want down there.
Thanks Danny for the link.
This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience
You want to know what really pisses me off about Google Chrome? When you make a video full screen, you get this stupid ass notification that it’s full screen and whether or not to allow it or exit. Idiots. I CHOSE to make it full screen. It’s already full screen, thus already allowed. I don’t need to see this idiotic modal telling me otherwise. Get rid of it.
Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande
The Big Bang Theory star Mayim Bialik has singled out out Ariana Grande for criticism after spotting a billboard featuring the pop star in her underwear.In a post on her Kveller blog, the modest actress and lifestyle guru, reveals she has no idea who the Problem singer is, but she would rather her kids weren’t subjected to images of scantily-clad pop stars around Los Angeles. Bialik writes, “I am old-fashioned. My kids have clothes they only wear to synagogue. I don’t favour my kids cursing. I dress modestly. I don’t want my kids learning about sex from billboards. Stuff like that.
“Which is why a few billboards I have seen lately really bug me. There is one for Ariana Grande, and I will go ahead and admit I have no idea who she is or what she does. Based on the billboard, she sells lingerie. Or stiletto heels. Or plastic surgery because every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.“
PARENT OF THE YEAR! Only buys her kids clothes they can wear to synagogue! Sign me up!Your kids will absolutelygrow up tobe model citizens!
For sure not! Don’t give me all of thisbullshit,Mayim. You’re no prude. I guarantee that you’reinto the kinkiest shit I can’t even think of. If there’sONE takeaway we should have all learned of from the fappenning, it’s that no one is innocent.
She’s just jealous she’s uglier than Ariana Grande. She even said it herself “every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.”
Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders
September 21, 2015
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I fucking hate Ticketmaster and they can blow me. If you want to know why, educate yourself what aboutPearl Jam did 20 years ago. Today, their website is absolutely heinous, super corporate, and not fun to use. The UI looks like asshole. The fees are out of control. They charge you for every little shit. It’s ridiculous. And then they pull this shit:
I look at my Gmail inbox and got super confused:
September 21st? That’s today’s date. This show isn’t today. Knowing that I’m a scatterbrained asshole, did I overbook something? Nope. Ticketmaster just sucks. I open the email and they put today’s date in the header like they’re writing me a fucking letter. For real? Don’t they know Gmail summarizes shit onto one line? It makes it SUPER confusing. Idiots. Put onedate in the fucking email. The date of the event. That’s it.
PS – Eddie Vedder and Mike McCready will probably make me cry