Category: Science
WTF Is Fenway Stadium?
Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?
Who proofreads this shit?My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”
PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?
India Sucks at Launching Rockets
MSNBC – NEW DELHIA rocket carrying an Indiancommunication satellite exploded just after liftoff Saturday in the second launch failure for India’s space agency this year.
What the f! Don’t all Indians have an IQ of 232, study all day and eat, sleep and breathe education? What’s this crap that every time they try to launch something into space, the rocket blows up? I thought a 14 year old Indian could put a rocket in space. This is the second one that blew up. And they’re supposed to put men in space by 2016? Come on India! You’re smarter than that.
If the morons in the United States were smart enough to fake a moon landing in 1969, I think it wouldn’t be too hard for India to toss a rocket into orbit. Should be as simple as breathing for those brainiacs.
WiFi Makes Trees Sick?
Gawker – The dutch city of Alphen aan den Rijn commissioned the study five years ago to figure out why their city’s trees were developing weird growths, according to PC World. The study, conducted by a researcher at Wageningen University, found that 70 percent of trees in urban areas exhibited similar symptoms today, while only 10 percent did five years ago. What’s to blame for the increase? Wi-Fi, maybe.
This has to be the dumbest study in the history of scientific studies. WiFi is causing abnormal growths on trees? Please! I’m pretty sure WiFi existed in 2005. Ever think that maybe trees in urban areas are also exposed to smoke, soot, pollution, acid rain and noise? Hmm, maybe that’s it. WiFi is a radio wave. It’s non ionizing and has a long wavelength. It’s no different than radio stations really. It’s not like WiFi is giving off intense high frequency xrays or gamma rays that destroy cells. They should make me a scientist who studies this crap. I’ll put them right.
Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal?
May 13, 2012
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Who in their right mind puts water in cereal? You have to be some kind of moron. It’s common sense. You either eat it dry or put milk in it. No shit water makes cereal soggy and gross – it’s the universal solvent.
I don’t need any study about plasticizing effects of water and protein/carb matrices and how thestructurescollapseand all that scientific bullshit. How much did this cost?
How about this. Instead of wasting thousands of dollars on scientists’ salaries, lab equipment and supplies, go cure diabetes or some shit. Or better yet, throw rager with hundreds of drunk Chilean sluts and invite me as VIP.