Portfolioso.com Blog

Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good

“And ya done.” I just deleted my entire website because it fucking sucked. V3 will launch October 1st. Stay tuned, my friends. Big things are coming.

The homepage of portfolioso.com has been replaced with this teaser countdown:

No, Abusers, I will not use Drupal. F that noise and Chuntl3y and his bitch ass IS classes.

I F’in Hate portfolioso.com

I hate my website. It looks like a bunch of ass puking all over a web browser. It’s too gray, it has a bunch of square boxes and the gradient + diagonal lines are all overused. Not only does no one really go to it, but it’s just plain pointless. We all know the blog is where it’s at.

So… I will be redesigning it from scratch and removing a bunch of shit, such as my rechargeable batteries page. Really? Rechargeable batteries? Who gives a shit about them and why do I have a page explaining how they work? What do I look like, some kind of science website?

…Aaaaaand We’re Back

Had a little security breach here on this site. No personal information of mine or any regular visitors was stolen and all is well now. Essentially, some bot connected to my FTP server, downloaded some php files, injected malicious javascript into them and then reuploaded them. I noticed the breach after some strange behavior on certain pages. My hosting company investigated, the files were cleaned and extra security has been put into place to prevent this from happening again.

This shouldn’t have affected anyone negatively if you visited this site using a modern browser (Google Chrome wouldn’t even load my site and flagged it as suspicious). If you used Firefox, it was making requests from attacker domains.

Anywho….

100% Uptime In April, Bitches

This is what happens when I bitch at my host 98 times per day. I’m powerful. I get shit done: