Entitled, Gen Z Asshole Google Engineer Whines About Being Fired
The Verge – Google has fired another employee following a showing of internal activism, marking the latest in a series of controversial terminations at the search giant.
Kathryn Spiers, a security engineer at Google, toldThe Vergeshe was fired from the company last week after two years. As part of her duties at Google, Spiers was responsible for sending web browser notifications within the company. While Google employees navigated the web, relevant informational pop-ups would appear as employees viewed certain sites. Spiers, who worked on internal data security, had deployed similar notifications to discourage employees from acting irresponsibly with data, among other projects.
Spiers says she was put on administrative leave hours after releasing the message and was told on Friday that she was being fired from the company. Google management, she says, argued that she had sent the code without proper approval and had endangered company security. She says she had proper approval for sending the code, and she disputes that it introduced any security concerns.
BOOO HOOOO! Call the waaaaammmmbulance. First off, let me just start out that I hate corporate bullshit. I don’t like rules and I don’t like being told what to do, but sometimes you just have to suck it up and deal with it. Google, being a giant ass company, is going to be super corporate these days. They’re not a tech startup anymore – it’s not being run out of Sergey and Brian’s garage. It’s a publicly traded company.
Let’s keep this short and sweet. She is a security engineer. She was hired to work on an internal Chrome plugin that notified employees about security related matters based on visiting various sites. You don’t just go adding activist shit into plugins and push code company-wide because you feel like it’s the right thing to do. That’s a blatant abuse of power. There are checks and balances when you release software. Secondly, WTF does that have to do with security? Sounds more like a political message than to protect employees’ security.
Fucking generation Z people… Entitled assholes thinking rules don’t apply to them. This has nothing to do with her message. She would have been fired the same way if the message sad “I like to fart” or “You are a beautiful person.”
Judgment in favor of Google. Case dismissed.
PS – Of course Google doesn’t want activists to organize rallies against the company. Ain’t got time for those distractions. You don’t like it? Work somewhere else.
Everyone’s Making Fun of Brett Gardner RN, But I Respect the Hell out of Him
Couple days ago, Brett Garner got pissed off because he was robbed of a home run by Indians’ outfielder Jordan Luplow, who made a spectacular play in the outfield. So he throws his helmet and it hits him in the lip:
It's all fun and games until the helmet bounces back and hits you in the face. pic.twitter.com/gy6Lpgrhlf
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) June 8, 2019
But what you don’t realize was this:
#Yankees LF Brett Gardner has 6 stitches in his lower lip due to throwing his helmet in the dugout and having it bang off a wall into his lip. He got the stitches after the game with no novocaine, which he says hurt the most.
— Randy Miller (@RandyJMiller) June 8, 2019
Dude played the entire slow-assed baseball game with his lip gaped open (granted, he went 0-4). He waited until after the game to get stitched with no novocaine!!! Wat?!?!?! He’s a damn robot. You never see him injured, and he still plays even if he is.
You understand how rare this is in Major League Baseball nowadays? 99% of MLB players are weaklings – seems like a daily event that players end up on the disabled list injured list. Mark Texiera, a wimpy, weak asshole, was the biggest offender of all time. God forbid he ever would have tried to throw his helmet – dude would have strained his vagina lifting the damn thing off his head. See, Brett Gardner is a hockey player-like tank. Tough as they get. He’s the closest thing to Paul O’Neill’s temper the team has got going on right now. I’d legit be afraid of him if I were an opposing player and would not want to deal with him in any kind of brawl or have him rush the mound. Gardy can’t control his rage when he isn’t doing so hot, and looks like he’s going to end you. And you know what? You need that shit. Without any fire, you’re not going to win ballgames. Yankees were slumping, guy almost hits a home run, and it gets robbed! Of course you need to get fired up about that. You can’t just mope around and be like “boo hiss we lost 8 of our last 10.” Get angry! Do better! If you want to split your lip open in a self-inflicted rage incident, so be it. Just stay off the injured list and win ballgames. It’s that simple.
I Have a Problem With This AlternativeNation Clickbait Article Title
AlternativeNation – During a recent live conversation, Dave Grohl revealed what he thought of Nirvana’s album before he joined the band, Bleach. Chad Channing was the primary drummer on the album, though Dale Crover did play on a few tracks. Alternative Nation transcribed Grohl’s comments. Nirvana on the other hand, had really great songs. They had a record that came out called Bleach, came out in I think 1988 or 1989, before I was in the band. I’m not the original drummer. But they had songs. They had this song called, ‘About a Girl.’ And ‘About a Girl’ was basically, it was like, it was like a Beatles song.It was two and a half minutes long and the melody was beautiful and the rest of their songs were like- ‘screams’ but then they had this beautiful thing. So it was clear like, wow that dude could actually write songs. Everybody loved Nirvana. Nobody knew anything about who they were or what their deal was but fuck, I loved Nirvana. They were cool as shit. That record was amazing and I played it all the time. Grohl joined Nirvana in 1990, replacing Chad Channing, later going on to drum on Nevermind and In Utero, and becoming Nirvana’s most well known drummer.
I found this article because it came up on my Google feed, which means that Google’s AI has got to improve… I have a huge problem with this bullshit, clickbait article title on the grounds that it is COMPLETELY irrelevant to anything. You get this jokeface Joe Hughes writing a one paragraph article with a completely irrelevant title. Grohl said nothing along the lines of whether or not Nirvana sucked without him. He basically said that when he heard Nirvana he thought they were cool as shit.
So there you have it! “Fake” journalists creating their own irrelevant article title based off some interview to get more clicks. Fuckouttahea.
The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster
Absolute disgrace losing the opening series to the minor league Orioles. Before you say “oh what a typical Yankee fan – it’s only the third game of the season, relax.” No. I won’t relax. You don’t lose two out of three to a garbage dump team. I don’t care if it’s early, middle or the end of the season. Wins add up. If they don’t cut this out right now, there’s no way they’ll get anywhere this season. This is how you lose the damn division – by blowing easy to win series. Besides opening day, they looked like middle schoolers making joke errors in the field and no one knows how to hit anymore with runners in scoring position. This is some NY Mets level shit.
No pressure or anything but the Yankees made a World Series appearance every decade since the 1920s and have not in the 2010s… So if they don’t this year, the whole decade is a disaster. Steinbrenner’s spinning in his grave right now.
Biden Stole The Election and We’re All Screwed!
November 10, 2020
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I cannot believe I am actually writing this, but the radical left committed unprecedented fraud on a grand scale. Sleepy Joe Biden and his radical followers stole the election and America’s future is in great peril! Life as we all know it is about to change for the worse if this is not immediately resolved.
Let’s face it – Trump was the first president to cut the bullshit. He tells it like it is. Is he a little unhinged? Maybe, but that’s fine. Is he a little racist, yes, but that’s also fine – none of this affects us fine white folks so who cares about everyone else!
Here are some hot topics in no particular order and my opinions on them:
Voter Fraud
The LameStream Media cannot call the election! It is apparent that boxes of ballots have been faked – delivered by the truckload with 100% Biden votes. Dead people voted. Trump had the lead and then poof! All of a sudden he was losing. How is that even possible?!?! They are not allowing poll watchers in to make sure everything is fair. Voting machine software has been modified (only in the very close states) to give Sleepy Joe a lead, and they say there was a so-called “glitch.” It’s a conspiracy! Trump better get his best lawyer – my favorite mayor of all time – Rudy G to Four Seasons Total Landscaping for daily press conferences. Then maybe he can head next door to the dildo shop and pick up some supplies for his interview with Borat’s daughter so he can tuck his belt in again, wink wink.
Socialism
Our freedoms are on the way out! We are on our way to becoming a socialist country. Just look at them trying to force us to wear masks. Ain’t no one taking away my liberty! Give me liberty or give me death to Do-nothing-Democrats! No respect for the 2nd Amendment either – they’re going to take away all of my assault rifles and automatic weapons.
Suburbs
The suburbs are going to be ruined. The radical left wants to defund the police which will greatly impact our safety! Socialist, low income housing will bring rapist minorities, drugs and violence to the suburbs. We cannot allow this!
China Virus / Kung Flu
This is a fake virus, invented in a lab in China and released to the world specifically to harm the greatest president to ever have existed, Donald J. Trump! There is way too much testing going on which falsely inflates the numbers. They’re saying people are positive and they don’t even have any symptoms! Sad! Even if people do get minor symptoms, it’s just a little cough and sniffle. You get all these idiots like Fauci fear mongering and inciting leftists! Trump was cured and the vaccine is right around the corner. It will go away like a miracle! Do not fear it! All you have to do is drink bleach and put UV light in the body and bam, it’s gone!
Also, how about the fact that Pfizer said they had a vaccine that works 90% of the time AFTER Biden allegedly was handed this election.
Christian Values
Joe Biden is a fake Catholic who supports murdering babies on their way out of the birth canal! Regarding LGBTQ, people only choose this lifestyle for attention and need conversion therapy to fix their illness. This is why Trump banned trans people from the army – they are too needy and cause too many problems. What restroom will they go to? We cannot expose our children to this riff-raff.
Global Warming Hoax / Environment Overregulation
The United States has the cleanest air in the world. The best air! The best water too. Just look at Flint, Michigan! Global warming is a completely fake phenomenon invented by liberal scientists. The earth naturally goes through climate cycles from ice ages to warm spells. There is absolutely no way that humans can affect something as large as our flat earth. We need to allow mass pollution to save our economy – there is too much burden on corporations with these restrictive EPA rules – it will ruin their profits! Roll them all back! We need to bail out coal! Coal is the future – there is so much coal we can literally have energy for centuries! We need more oil and natural gas. It’s a well known fact that windmills cause cancer, and what happens if there’s no wind? No power!
Antifa & Black Lives Matter TerroristOrganizations
BLM is a terrorist organization sponsored by Antifa. Mobs of violent protesters are rioting for no reason. All these criminals like Breonna Taylor and George Floyd would not have been targeted by our fine police forces. Blue lives matter!
Trump better deploy the military to these deplorable, liberal shitholes and use as much force as necessary to protect our fine country from such terrorists.
For these reasons, we need to ensure the most stable genius, @realdonaldtrump has another 4 more years. Hell, make it 8 more years, 12 more years! Remove term limits!
(This is satire you fucking idiots. Trump supporters actually believe this shit and need to eat a dick).
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