Nice Haircut, Dickhead


Nice mushroom dicked haircut, asshole. You look like shit. Miley is an example of pure trash. She was hot when she was like 16 and then she went all trashy and hick.

The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit


How To Geek – [In the 1720s, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit] was ironing out zero point for his temperature scale. The coldest temperature that Fahrenheit could produce in his laboratory was the result of mixing ice, water, and ammonia chloride to make a frigid slurry. This measurement became the zero-point for the scale.

You know what makes a lot more sense? Having a temperature scale based on states of water, the universal solvent – 0 being freezing and 100 being boiling. Oh wait,we have one of those. It’s called Celsius, and the entire world uses it except the United States and two other insignificant countries. Probably because Americans are dumb as fuck and too closed minded to change anything or re-learn new temperature scales.

Seriously? We’re using a scale that iscalibratedto 0 based on it being the coldest temperature some joker could get in a lab by mixingammoniachloride and water in the 1720s? Who gives a shit about ammonia chloride?

About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again


I know radio is dead and shit, but it’s just not right for a major city to not have a rock station. From what I heard, I’m pumped: Foo Fighters, 311, Sublime, Nirvana, AIC, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Live, Bush, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, The Black Keys, Incubus, JET, Audioslave, Cage the Elephant, Green Day, Linkin Park, Nine inch Nails, The Offspring. Great driving music because I’m too lazy to fuck around with an iPod.

iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses


Fuck this bullshit Chinese parking lot attendant who claimed back in April that the iPhone 5 would be released in June. And Fuck the hipsters at Gizmodo for posting itand believing that some idiot in a booth actually knows inside info about Apple. It’s August. No iPhone 5. Shitheads.