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The 6 Train Was A Dick and a Half Today
Fuck the summer. I don’t care how cold the AC is in the subway cars, it’s still 4 million degrees on the platforms and people smell like shit. Yesterday, there was an old fucking guy that stunk the car out and I wanted to shove him the fuck out the door the next time it o.
Secondly, why the fuck does it take 15 minutes for 6 trains to show up at Grand Central when the platforms are jammed? Seriously. The stupid boards that are useless report “good service.” No, it’s not good service. Good service is when there’s one train behind the last one. Fuck that noise. So because the trains were infrequent, I had to stand like an idiot mashing asses withn dudes.
Third, I need a fucking private office. I can’t even blog in peace. First, this clueless bitch sneaks up on me and I jump and minimize this like a guilty asshole. Then, the dude in the cube behind me starts is reading my screen out loud as I type and I’m like bro? What. The. Fuck. Mang.
Rush Hour Rant: More Grand Central/MTA Idiocy
Do these MTA jokers ever use their fucking heads? I had to stand in a traffic mob of 800 people for 10 minutes because the idiots who choose which tracks these trains come in on were all gobbling and tripping on shrooms.
Whose brilliant idea was it to unload a packed 7:15 New Haven line train on track 26 while a 7:27 Harlem line train was boarding on track 25. They share the same freaking platform! To make matters worse, the stupid ass New Haven train was also boarding again and pulling right out. So essentially, you have two trainloads of commuters trying to swarm two trains and leave the city and a full NYCbound train trying to unload. Bottleneck central. All on a platform narrower than my driveway. Shit was literally single file and without exaggeration, took 10 minutes to clear. Plus it’s like 97 degrees on those tracks. Jesus Christ.
Its Good Friday. Which Means…
..that the cocksucking MTA decided to have four 6 trains running on the whole entire line. That’s right. It’s a regular work day assholes. There is no excuse. Unless the drivers are are nailed to crosses being crucified, they should be driving my fucking trains so I can go home faster. I could have carried a cross while being whipped by Roman soldiers to Grand Central faster than waiting for thatpiss smelling train.I have this down to a science. I know the trains come every 3-4 minutes and the absolute last one I can take is at 7:15 to make my other train home. I have it calculated perfectly. If it shows up at 7:16, I’m fucked. So I got there at 7:05 and was like.. I’m golden. NOPE. Fucking 6 train showed up 20 minutes later.
Oh and what’s this bullshit there’s a 7:27 express and a 7:30 local, then an 8:00? Want to fucking like… spread them out a little more? Like maybe if that 7:30 was actually a 7:40 I would have been good.
PS – What’s the over/under I’m going to hell because of this post?
Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles
August 26, 2011
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I literally snapped this pic early today. This shit has been broken for two days. It’s a damn clock!!! They spent $400 million installing digital clocks in the stations. Yikes!
They’re never accurate at all. The thing will say 5 minutes on it for like 15 minutes. It will still say 2 minutes when the damn train is in the station. You know what works better than these shits? Peeping your head over the tracks and looking for headlights. That honestly gives me a better idea when the fucking train will arrive.
Hey MTA! How about spending that $400 million cleaning up grime and installing God damn pumps to keep water out. No, they won’t install the pumps. The fucking 1914 pumps they got secondhand from the fucking Panama Canalare good enough. Christ! Irene is going to rape your face. I’m not going to work for a month.
What’s even worse is that they exist only in like 5% of all subway stations and are supposed to be rolling out for the rest of the year. Can the god damn project, it’s useless. Put me in charge of this shit, I’ll put it right.
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