Month: August 2010


Android App of the Week: SDRescan


I am running out of Android apps I actually use to feature here. This one is pretty boring, but can be useful.

Did you ever add pictures, music, ringtones or sounds to your SD card and have it not show up in the Gallery, ringtone list or media player? Happens all the time. The phone needs to add them to the database, which usually only happens on reboot. But let’s face it: it takes forever to reboot.

So SDRescan! Run it after you add stuff to your card and bam, your media will now show up without rebooting.

PS – Lance Berkman sucks balls at first base and at any kind of hitting. Get off my team.

I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl


It’s confirmed fake, but wouldn’t it be nice:

TheChive – We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) – we’re working our contact for Jenny’s last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we’re told. Awesome doesn’t begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.

This girl is brilliant. There’s nothing that I love more than sweet revenge, and this is a great way to do it – a human comic strip ripping on your boss, calling him an asshole and quitting. This is the ultimate fuck you to your boss. Seriously – click on the story and flip through the pictures – it’s epic. At first she’s got the whole glasses thing which is good in my book. However – the very last picture – bam new outfit, tight ass jorts, hair down, contacts and the “I’m moving on” message.

Absolutely called this hypocrite boss out for logging everyone’s internet access, yet he spends half his day doing nothing.

Potato sack girl to the max (Basically a girl that you just want to throw a bag over and marry the shit out of).

PS – how fucking dumb is this boss? Who gives the access codes of all the web histories of all employees, including yourself to some little cutesy assistant. And when she answers your calls, you pick up the line and talk about her while she could still be listening? Keep it in your head bro. Plus, you’re probably like 37 and old as fuck and have no chance with her anyway.

PS again – Asshole boss can’t even configure his software so it doesn’t monitor him. What a jokeshow.

Blah blah blah it’s fake. Still would have been badass if it were true. I was kind of skeptical since the original email wasn’t released (even that could be faked and no details were mentioned)

Well I Messed Up Again


Yeah I wrote a whole thing about what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon and it disappeared. This must be user error because this is the third time I lost content when writing on this blog. It doesn’t save in realtime (it does do autosaves every 5 or 10 minutes but that’s shitty). What happens is that I have ADD and multiple revisions open so the blank ones save, I press publish and it messes up.

Well it was too long anyway so here’s short bullets of what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon:

  • Droid Sales will crash – everyone wants the iPhone and Verizon people are getting the Droids because they’re the next best thing (they’re not like me and genuinely think Android is a better OS)
  • Mass Exodus of Customers from AT&T – AT&T sucks, can’t make calls and people only use them because of the iPhone. Period
  • Verizon Gets Tiered Data Plans – Once again, the abundance of smartphones will strain the network, so there go the unlimited plans.

This sucks.

An iPhone on Verizon?


There are rumors of Apple creating a CDMA version of the iPhone for Verizon. Here are my thoughts on that:

EDIT: WORDPRESS FUCKING FAIL. I wrote this shit. Where the fuck did it go?


What the fuck did Emma Watson do to her hair?


Christ this is disgusting. I actually don’t even have any words to describe how awful this is. I’m sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about it and all I can think of is “gross.”

Way to make yourself look like a dude, bro. The brown bags will be coming out when she goes back to Brown this fall I guess…

Whatever, it’s still Emma Watson so its all good.