Month: May 2011

The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device

May 2, 2011

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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Mashable -The Kajimoto Laboratory at the University of Electro-Communications has created a device which consists of a hardware receptacle which is placed into the mouth, and software that remembers the movements of your tongue and sends them to the other connected device, which moves accordingly.

Kiss transfer device? What. The. Fuck. What a waste of perfect brain power. You have these brilliant ass programmers and they inventing this useless nonsense that is of no purpose. How about you invent something that’s actually useful bros. Their defense? “If you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans” Um no. It’s just a plastic piece wiggling around.How about you get your heads out of the lab and go find a real human to kiss.

We all know the Japanese invent a bunch of sick kinky shit. I guarantee you this was invented to be used for something other than kissing.

Signal Mouthwash Tastes Like Antifreeze

May 1, 2011

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…and I never even tried antifreeze. Seriously, this stuff is fucking poisonous. I rinsed my mouth with this crap one time and winced. The aftertaste was even worse. Absolute rubbish

If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I’m uninstalling it in 2 seconds

May 1, 2011

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNQbo8Rao08

These fuckers have some nerve, developing a framework that lets them push ads to your notification window. If you watch the video, they claim that only 5% of app users are active, so if they never launch the app, the developers don’t make money. UH DOY! No shit. Why should the developers get advertising revenue if I’m not using the app. Christ!

“With AirPush, we let users view ads when it’s convenient, and not when they’re busy using an app”

Translation: When your phone is idle, lets just spam ad shit to it.

So if I install the app with AirPush ads, it’s going to run in the background and then I’m going to have ads delivered to mynotificationbar? That’s bullshit. If any developer uses this, they’re a fucking moron because I can assure you people will be uninstalling those apps so fast they won’t make any money on ads.