Year: 2009
Twitter Gone Private
I regret to inform my fellow stalkers that I had to protect my Twitter updates. This isn’t because I don’t want strangers reading it – I could care less. There has been an abundance of spammers in the past few days and I am sick of being followed by accounts that take my tweets and re-tweet them on other people’s Twitters with spam links. I will probably undo this in a few days, but for now, this is one solution. So if you’re the Editor in Chief or the General Manager of the Mirror who refuses to join the Web 2.0 revolution and get a Twitter account, now it looks like you’ll have to in order to read mine or be in the dark. Sorry.
Headphone Wires
You know what pisses me off to no end? Headphone wires. They are by far the biggest pain in the ass waste of my time ever. No matter how carefully and neatly I wrap them around my iPod, they always manage to get tangled into the worst possible knot. I don’t think I could actually knot the wires as much if I tried. I mean seriously… You take the wire and wrap it around the iPod in circles. You’d think it would just unwind the other way. But no.
I just spent 10 minutes getting these headphones untangled and I must have taken out 6 knots and fished the plug thing and the earbuds through various loops 20 times. This should not be happening every single time I put the iPod away. This is not helpful when you already spent an hour in traffic to get 15 miles since the parkway is closed because the sewers suck ass and cause the roads to flood due to never ending rain brought on by fucked up jet streams and you have to go through one-laned side streets with two minute traffic lights on each corner. (Run on sentence much?) I just want to listen to damn music already. FML
Now Verizon is pissing me off
June 26, 2009
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Portfolioso
Dear Verizon,
I do not appreciate you LOWERING my internet speed. For a few years. I have had the 20MBPS downstream package, which ran at 20.3MBPS. How nice of you to go over slightly. A few days ago, the company announced speed increases for all, especially in competitive markets. The new low tier is said to be 25MBPS/15MBPS. Nice. However, not only has my speed not been increased yet, but it seems that a few hundred KBPS are missing off my downstream. I now max out at 19.3 MBPS. This is unacceptable. Is this how you make room for the extra bandwidth you are giving away? I’ll be expecting 25/15 by the end of next week.
love,
Portfolioso
Edit: Verizon says nothing is wrong. True, nothing is wrong, except for the fact that some engineer throttled my speed and didn’t inform the morons answering the phones.
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