Year: 2010
The West Coast Doesn’t Give a Shit About Jersey Shore
Image Credit: Some website (I don't remember which one and I'm not going around doing research so sue me)
..and neither do I. Look at all these tweets at 10PM EST when the show ran on the east coast. Then look at 1AM (10PM PST), when it ran on the west coast.
See this is the problem. Out in California, you have chill surfer bros who just bro out all day long at the beach and have a good time and don’t bother anyone. Then you get Long Island/Jersey/Westchester with its orange guidos going around fighting people and being like “What’s up brah? GTL.”
If New York wasn’t the best city in this country, I’d be moving to the west coast yesterday*. It just seems to be legit out there.
We’re An Equal Opportunity Employer But…
Translation: if you’re not a woman or minority, you need not apply. You all know this is a huge line of bullshit and they’re just saying they’re an equal opportunity employer because they have to be by law.
It’s probably a dude like me recruiting for this position. When I was working over at the paper last year, of course I didn’t want to hire a dude to replace me, so I hired the most qualified hot girl. This is probably why I am unemployed. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?
If you’re really an equal opportunity employer, how about not suggesting who should apply? Precisely.
Someone Get Me This Shirt!
I need this shirt and would absolutely spend the insane price of $35 for it without any problem:
I would post the link to buy it, but the website is in French and it looks like they removed it.
Is This Not The Stupidest Bitch In the History of the Internet?
July 30, 2010
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Wah wah wahaa! Stop complaining idiot girl. People like this deserve whatever bad happens to them as a result of their blatant stupidity. Let me get this straight… This ignorant bitch can’t find her nude photos, so she calls Dell? Does that make any sense? Let’s have random strangers looking for sensitive files. There’s a file search function in Windows you idiot. Use it.
Then she gets connected to this dude Riyaz who goes through her email and finds the pictures, then downloads them while she’s watching. Is that even allowed? Tech support shouldn’t be in your email, but if you’re too stupid to allow them to, it’s your fault.
If a guy in India can remotely find your files and you can’t, you’re a fucking idiot and should be banned from computers. Of course they’re going to end up on all of these shady websites.
So then you call the dude back and he says he’ll take them down if you send him a brand new laptop? And you actually send it?!?!? Are you serious?!?! You just gave this dude a new laptop and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give two shits about taking down your photos. Do you not know anything about scams?
Step 1: Don’t allow random Indians to access your computer. Step 2: don’t have nude photos of yourself on there in the first place because you’re ugly and old as fuck.
So I have a very simple solution for you, Tara Fitzgerald. You live in San Francisco, right? The Golden Gate Bridge: jump off of it. Social darwinism: ignoramuses like yourself need to be killed off.
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