Year: 2010
My Laptop’s Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It
By the end of this summer, this laptop is gone. Guaranteed. Because please explain to me how a fucking touchpad wears out? All a touchpad does is sense the capacitance of a finger. It’s not hard. So whenever I go to move my mouse, why does it spazz the fuck out and jump the cursor all over the screen rapidly? You have to see this – the cursor literally goes from one spot, disappears, reappears in another, clicks shit, goes to another spot. All so fast and without me moving my finger at all. The damn thing could be a screensaver, it’s all over the place. It’s not the driver, and it’s not a virus because it does the same shit on multiple OSes.
This laptop is a workhorse though. I don’t know how it keeps chugging along after I abused the shit out of it for 4.5 years: full CPU load for days at a time, no sound without headphones (hardware problem), I haven’t shut it off since 2006, it made it through college, so there was definitely beer spilled on it at some point, etc. I mean jeez. As much of a piece of crap this thing is, it won’t die. And as long as it semi-works, why should I buy a new one if I don’t like the half assed graphics cards that are being used. Might as well milk this to the holiday season and wait for discounts / new technology to come out.
(Half the time I have my laptop on my desk with a mouse, but when I’m on the go, it’s useless and painful to use)
Take 2: This is Why I Should Go to Bed
…because I half read internet stories and then post blatantly wrong information about them. Props to TC for pointing that out and making me not look like a dumbass look like less of a dumbass. I pretty much went on a tangent against something that acutally supported my argument. This is why I’m not a journalist.
In addition, I scheduled that post for tomorrow but somehow it published now. Obviously, I have no idea what I’m doing with WordPress.* I’d say it was kind of a good mistake though, because if it published while I was at work and away from my computer, I wouldn’t have noticed how stupidly wrong I was.
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*Sarcasm. I fuckin master this shit. I’m just careless.
Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic
I supposedly have 25/25MBPS connection on Verizon FiOS. And it’s true – I do get 25/25 all the time. They do not lie and it doesn’t vary like cable (depending on how many people on your node are clogging the tubes). However, this doesn’t mean that certain connections are not limited. I have conducted tests which prove Verizon does indeed prioritize certain traffic.
If you don’t understand technology, stop reading now because you won’t give a shit and a half about the following:
The situation:
- I am downloading a file from over an SSH connection from a server at 1.6MBPS (the upload on that connection maxes out around 1.8 or so)
- I decided to upload a file to a separate server using SFTP over SSH
- I uploaded a file to that same server using FTP
The evidence:
Red signifies download, green is upload and yellow is overlap.
What the hell does this all mean?
- The red you see across the whole graph is me downloading files from a server that someone has on Optimum Online. I am SSH’d to the box and have the network drive mapped.
- The second spike of yellow and green is another computer with a 15MBPS connection that connected to my FiOS network and is downloading a file from me using SFTP. This is limited to about 3MBPS but spikes to 5 here and there
- The third spike of yellow is me uploading something to portfolioso.com using SFTP. Notice how it is limited to 1.6MBPS? Looks like we found out that SFTP downloads
- The green is me uploading a file to portfolioso.com using FTP. Notice I am getting my full 25MBPS up.
The fact that two separate SSH transfers were so cleanly chopped at 1.6MBPS signifies that Verizon capped the bandwidth there, since I have about 24MBPS left in the tubes. I am assuming that Verizon could not determine what type of traffic it was (since it’s SSH encrypted and on a nonstandard port) so they were like – eh lets not prioritize this.
What I don’t understand is why my upload was about 3MBPS when someone SFTP’d files from me whereas an SFTP transfer to portfolioso.com and an SFTP download I initiated both maxed at 1.6MBPS.
So yeah. There is some limiting going on around here. But you can’t complain because it’s consumer internet service and they “manage traffic” to maintain the integrity of their network, blah blah blah. I’ve heard every excuse in the book for this.
Overall, this means nothing to 99.6% of people reading this (or those who stopped after the first sentence did not interest them). Most internet users will experience the full speeds with basic web browsing and uploading (since Verizon does not limit http traffic)
FiOS is still better than Optimum Online on the grounds that their upload bandwidth is much higher. If you’re doing P2P stuff (for legal non copyrighted files, mind you) FiOS does not limit that since it can connect to multiple peers until you max out your bandwidth. I’ve had torrents that used my full 25MBPS pipe before, and they were amazing.
So thanks for the fast internet connection. Also, thanks for not doing the whole net neutrality thing.
Saturday Song of the Week: Sublime – Romeo
July 24, 2010
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Portfolioso
It is my job to introduce lesser known music. A lot of people will know Sublime, but only the big hits, so have a listen to Romeo:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg6Ffr-xt-8
Romeo was released in 1997 (after Nowell’s death) off the album Second Hand Smoke, which consisted of half assed, recorded but never released material. I was setting up a computer lab with Pandora running when this came on, and it stuck in my head.
Props to the chill ass non-distorted guitar solo at 3:05
Song of the week