Year: 2010
The 6 Train is Really Starting to Piss me off Lately
You know what sucks lately? The fucking 6 train. Don’t get me wrong, we all know that the 4,5, and 6 trains are the only legit subway lines in all of NYC. They’re new, they come every 5 minutes and they go through legit areas of Manhattan.
But recently, it’s been sucking ass. This morning, I was on the train for 10 minutes before the asshole decided to close his doors and pull out. Like seriously… You know how dangerous that is? Doors wide open – a prime opportunity for someone to come in, snatch something and then bail. Plus I have places to go.
Same shit tonight. The asshole conductor probably went to go take a piss and we’re sitting in the station for like 10 minutes. I need to run, people. Then, the moron yields to a 5 train and lets that go ahead of us, so we’re stopped for like 3 minutes. In my opinion, no train with me on it should yield to any other train. I have other trains to catch, Yankees to watch.
Anything slowing my commute or getting in my way is unacceptable.
Ps, I just ripped ass right now and pretty much gassed this entire car. My b.
Rank This Epic Voicemail
I got this epic voicemail on my phone and I cannot tell if it’s a prank or legit. It sounds pretty legit. If it is fake, props to whoever did it because it’s really good. I was impressed. But if it’s real, someone got themselves into some serious shit.
Have a listen – it’s a great laugh:
So why is this person calling me out by name? 1) it’s a prank. 2) It’s a coincidence or 3) My name is in my greeting. Was this random, or someone I know.
Vote 1 if this is obviously a prank and Vote 10 if the goons are going to come after me.
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Cablevision Still Sucks Balls
Once again, the asinine morons over at Cablevision pulled another network in a contract dispute. If this shit keeps up, soon they won’t carry any channels except the ones they already own. This is getting out of control. How many times have this happened this year? Three? Food Network, ABC, now FOX.
You know what pisses me off the most? This fucking propaganda video that is playing in place of FOX:
“In an act of corporate greed…” “150 million” “greed, greed greed” Guess what Cablevision – no one fucking cares. All people want is to watch TV. They pay you for TV service? Then it’s your job to provide popular channels. It’s that simple. I am not saying I’m a fan of News Corp here, but haven’t you noticed the pattern? Cablevision does this with every network and will continue to do it in the future. Guaranteed. Seriously, they spend more money on these public relations videos shifting the blame to the networks when it’s really all their fault. And they have the balls to call news corp out for greed? You know who sounds greedy to me? Cablevision. Not paying a network like everyone else does because it’s too much money. Or – we don’t want to spend all this money because it will lower our numbers and profits. That’s greed.
If you take Cablevision’s side on this, you are a moron. Obviously they are cheap fucks who don’t like negotiation or paying networks like everyone other provider does. It’s like they’re special and shouldn’t have to pay as much. You don’t see anyone else having this problem. Okay, maybe Time Warner cable, but they suck too.
I don’t even have Cablevision and this shit pisses me off. See here’s my problem with Cablevision. They suck. They’re owned by a bunch of morons (read: James Dolan). They’ve been pissing me off since 2002 when they wouldn’t come to terms with the YES Network and blacked out my Yankee games for a season. Back then, there were no choices. But now, there is only one answer:
Seriously, if it’s available in your area get this shit. Verizon is not paying me to say this. FiOS is genuinely superior. It’s HD is better, it’s uncompressed so the picture is less pixelated, they carry more networks, they don’t get into disputes with networks so you don’t lose channels, the internet is much faster and doesn’t slow down at peak times, you get better upload speed, the channel guide and on screen menus are fast and don’t lag. And if you call them up and haggle and say you’re switching from Cablevision, they will give you a deal and match or beat your current price. Guaranteed.
Now if you excuse me, I’m going to watch the Giants game now because I can. And the Simpsons later. And Family Guy. Enjoy your blank screens, Cablevision fools!
Well This Just About Sums Up The Fucking Game Tonight
October 19, 2010
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I mean what the FUCK was that about? Cliff Lee was magical, you have to admit that. And Andy was brilliant through 7, Kerry Wood was good through 8 and I don’t know what the fuck happened in the 9th. I was going to blog before about how fucked we were with Cliff Lee, but then I held off because we had Andy Fuckin’ Pettite who’s been winning postseason games like it’s his job since 1996, so I figured maybe we’d have a bit of a chance. Nope. Once Josh Druggington hit a homer in the first I knew it was over.
Now here’s the question: did Girardi mess up the rotation? Because we all know Burnett is hopeless tomorrow. If I were Girardi, I match Burnett and Lee. We know Lee is a guaranteed loss if they score 0 or more runs, and since a loss is a loss, migh as well have AJ going out there with his 7.84 ERA giving up bombshells. Pettite actually had a chance to win if he didn’t play a fucking beast, so they should have started him tomorrow. Anyway, I’m rooting for you AJ. I don’t care how much you sucked this year – now counts and we need the w tomorrow so get your ass out there and win.
PS – What the fuck did I say? Michael Kay ran his God damn mouth about how the Yankees would crush Texas after game 1 because the come from behind win would hurt their spirits. Nope. Because of that Michael, the Yanks are going to drop 4 straight. Mark my words. Guy’s a bigger jinx than dark magic itself.
Anyway, this just about sums up the game in pictures:
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