Archive for March, 2011

We Have Better Things to Do than to Fuck Around in Libya

March 29th, 2011 1:11am No comments

See this is why I don’t vote. Because it just doesn’t matter who you vote for. Democrat, Republican – they’re all full of shit. Barack Obama brought about no change. It’s still the same exact United States sticking its same nose in business that doesn’t concern them. I mean Bush was a friggin moron, but I don’t see what Obama is doing differently. Plus, at least it was politically correct to make fun of Bush. Make fun of Obama and you’ve got enemies. I’ll just stop here.

For example:

  • Imposing a no fly zone over a country is an act of war.
  • The US never got Congress’ approval to declare war
  • This attack occurred on the exact same date 8 years ago that the US started bombing Iraq. Hmm. Curious.
  • The United States cannot afford the financial burden of more military action in the Middle East.

It’s not rocket science. This is why everyone in the world hates the United States. UH DUHHHHH. This country has no right to do anything thousands of miles away. We have no right deciding what is right and what is wrong in other countries and just bombing shit. Let the UN and/or people in that area handle it. Fuck that noise. There’s enough shit to worry about here and we’re out to control the world and make them do what we want. Fuck ’em. Let them do whatever the hell they do there in Libya.

So my question is, who the hell is really running this country, because obviously nothing changed. It’s all a big ass joke. Looks like the same shit to me. It’s like Harry Potter or some shit. All these presidents end up like Mad Eye Moody in book 4 – Imperious Curse and locked in a box for 4-8 yeara while an impostor takes a Polyjuice Potion and pretends to be the president but then gets all up in the Middle East’s grill…

PS – @Shavingfoams thinks I don’t know where Libya is. I do, joker.

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If These People Got In My Way At the Supermarket, There’d be Problems

March 27th, 2011 11:45pm No comments


This my friends is a bunch of bullshit. I’m already impatient when old bastards walk too slow or block the aisles, but this is too much.

This is some real life Glee bullshit, and you know how I feel about Glee.

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Told You I Was Right

March 27th, 2011 4:46pm No comments

Remember my pompous ass post a few days ago about how I’m always right? I don’t post these to try and be funny. I post them because I know my shit.

Got these texts when I woke up this morning:

Fucking told you. I’m good.

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