Month: April 2011

About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points

Portfolioso April 29, 2011 No Comments Rants

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Praise Jeebus

About time this fuckin guy hit a home run. Scratch that… About time he got a base hit. He’s been bringing in a cool 0 points per day for two weeks straight on my fantasy team.

If I didn’t have such a bromance with this guy, I’d have dropped his ass a weeks ago. Swish is just a crazy assed bitch. His personality helps.

Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already

Portfolioso April 28, 2011 No Comments Rants

What’s the big deal? Am I missing something. I haven’t heard this much news out of the UK since Prince Charles had Dianna killed in that car crash. Two people are getting married. WOW. Fucking rare occasion. That doesn’t happen all the time… Who gives a shit. It doesn’t put any money in my pocket. I am sick of hearing about this nonstop for the past 3 weeks. Legit every news channel has been there all week and I can’t go take a piss without someone obsessing over this crap. Call me back when you’re talking about royal blow jobs or something…

No. One. Cares. Correction: no one should care. Too many people care, and it’s pissing me off. How about worrying about like… I don’t know… ANYTHING ELSE instead. Yep.

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*Maybe I would if I was with the boys and there was a drinking game to it, but that’s unlikely.

 

So Much For Blogging Today

Portfolioso April 27, 2011 No Comments Useless Update

I was all about blogging from work, but I had a FiOS outage at home today. Once the service was restored, my IP address reset and my DNS didn’t update so I had absolutely no way of connecting. I’m supposed to have an admin on standby in my house to reset my shit in times like these, but the person wasn’t around today.

See, I will NEVER under any circumstances, visit this blog at work if it’s not through some kind of elite encryption, tunnel or VNC.  Even though they probably don’t care, I don’t want it in the logs.

PS – this was a boring assed blog, but I don’ give a fuuuuuck.

Welp, Looks Like I’m Gonna Drop Dead at 50 of a Heart Attack

Portfolioso April 25, 2011 No Comments Useless Update

Mashable -If you’re reading this, chances are you’re sitting down, which means you’re probably digging yourself an early grave.

At least, that’s the gist of a few articles that have made the rounds recently. A particularly popular article in Men’s Health cited a study in the journal Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise that will make any desk jockey wince. Examining the lifestyles of more than 17,000 men and women over 13 years, the report found those who sit for most of the day were 54% more likely to die of heart attacks. According to Men’s Health, that statistic was true even if the people in the study were nonsmokers and regular exercisers.

Well that fucking sucks. I’m a nonsmoker and I don’t exercise. So does that make it worse? (OK, I walk a little bit – but that doesn’t count).

All I do is sit at my desk all day. Not sure if this is legit or just one big ad for these dumbass stand up desks. Seriously – I’d kill myself if I had to stand all day. I hate standing in place. I need to be moving. I guess the benefits of my summer job was that I walked around all day hauling shit around schools and setting up computers. Welp, that’s over. Now I just sit my fat ass in a chair and remote desktop everything and play with things in the cloud.

Besides the fact that I sit on my ass all day, I also have sidewalk rage, which also takes years off your life. Fuck it. For all I know a piano can fall on me tomorrow or something. Ya never know. Welp, time to live it up now I guess…

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