Archive for April, 2011

About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points

April 29th, 2011 12:55am No comments

Praise Jeebus

About time this fuckin guy hit a home run. Scratch that… About time he got a base hit. He’s been bringing in a cool 0 points per day for two weeks straight on my fantasy team.

If I didn’t have such a bromance with this guy, I’d have dropped his ass a weeks ago. Swish is just a crazy assed bitch. His personality helps.

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Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already

April 28th, 2011 8:40pm No comments

What’s the big deal? Am I missing something. I haven’t heard this much news out of the UK since Prince Charles had Dianna killed in that car crash. Two people are getting married. WOW. Fucking rare occasion. That doesn’t happen all the time… Who gives a shit. It doesn’t put any money in my pocket. I am sick of hearing about this nonstop for the past 3 weeks. Legit every news channel has been there all week and I can’t go take a piss without someone obsessing over this crap. Call me back when you’re talking about royal blow jobs or something…

No. One. Cares. Correction: no one should care. Too many people care, and it’s pissing me off. How about worrying about like… I don’t know… ANYTHING ELSE instead. Yep.


*Maybe I would if I was with the boys and there was a drinking game to it, but that’s unlikely.


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Even the $heep Hates The MTA

April 27th, 2011 11:10pm No comments

Got a text from the Sheep. Guy’s legit. It made my day:


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