Month: April 2011
SO Feliciano Is Hurt? How Shocking *Yawn*
God damnit! Who’s idiot idea was it for the Yankees to pick up this washed up ex New York Met. What a fucking waste of money and a spot on my roster. It’s like the second week of April and his shoulder essentially tore in half. This is why I specifically do not EVER draft anyone from the Mets to my fantasy teams. Nor should a world class organization ever take anyone from that joking mess of a ball club. The players go to shit. If the player is good and goes to the Mets, he will turn awful. If a player leaves the Mets, he’ll usually improve, with the exception of pitchers because the moron Mets organization essentially overuse them until their arms fall off.
I’m Going on a Spring Sphere Hunt Next Weekend…
MyNorthwest – A sophomore at a local private high school thinks an effort to make Easter politically correct is ridiculous.Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio’sDori Monson Showthat a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school, which she would like to remain nameless. “At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that,” Jessica said.”I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay,” Jessica explained. “She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat ‘spring spheres.’ I couldn’t call them Easter eggs.”
Jesus Christ! I have no words for this shit. Reading these articles makes my blood boil. What the fuck is a spring sphere? It’s like holiday tree…same line of bullshit. All of these efforts to be politically correct are nonsense… Politically correct from what… It’s more incorrect to make up bogus names for things. That’s just straight ig’nant, dawg…
Really though. How is it offensive? They are objects. Christmas tree. Menorah. Easter Egg. Kwanzaa made up thing that is essentially a copy of a Menorah.Dreidel. Heh… I think I’m going to start calling Dreidels Jewish tops because I’m not Jewish and the fact that I need to say a Hebrew word just offends me. </sarcasm>
Second of all, this little 16 year old is partially at fault. Who the hell asks a teacher for permission to call Easter Eggs… Easter Eggs?! How’d that conversation go?”Uhh ‘scuse me. Like… Is it ok if I do an activity with Easter Eggs and call them that?” “BLASPHEMY? Hellz no! That is just plain offensive to any non Christian. Not in my classroom, sister!” Second, she chose to not name the school? I’d virally spread how much of a damn joke that school is. Third, I just wouldn’t listen. I’d yes the teacher to death and then I’d walk in and be like “SURPRISE! We’re going on an Easter Egg hunt you little fuckers!” What’s the teacher going to do, kick me out? I’m volunteering. And props to those little kids who were like “screw that it’s an Easter egg”
Shameful day in the US of A. Shameful… We can watch people killing each other on tv and in Bridgeport, but it’s wrong to say Easter Egg… Jesus Christ.
Trying to Debate Who I Have A Bigger Crush On…
…some above average looking Mets chick who may or may not be 18 yet, or Nick Swisher.
No brainer. I’m gonna go with Swish. I’m not into getting arrested. Or the New York Mets organization
April Fools, Jokers
No, my site wasn’t seized by the Made up bureaucratic department of bullshit/ waste of money to make us feel safe when it really doesn’t matter and if we didn’t fuck around in other countries’ business to obtain oil, no terrorists would attack us anyway eliminating the need for this department in the first place which would save us billions of dollars and everyone would be better off Department of Homeland Security.
It’s was April fools day jokers. You should have known better. I mess with my site every year. Enjoy.
How Badass is this new Foo Fighters Video?
April 14, 2011
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJ2brErERQ
This video is made of pure win. You can’t get any more badass than this, period. Did they worry about HD video or proper cinematography? No way. Just filmed it straight off one of those VHS 1990s home video camcorders with the old school white date in the corner. No worries in the world.
You have Lemmy drunk driving an 80s white limo. He hits a dude. Picks him up off the pavement, throws him in the car and they start drinking and ballin. Then, they pick up the rest of the band, who are landscapers just chilling outside their truck. They all start drinking in the limo, pick up Pat Smear. Window rolls down, cloud of smoke blows out, Dave Grohl starts puking out the window and they all just rip guitars out of nowhere andshred.
The amount of disorganization is epic and makes the video amazing. One minute you have them all in the limo messing around the next minute they’re standing on top of it thrashing drums and rocking out. Then you have some random hot chick coming out of absolutely nowhere. Moral of the story? Don’t drink and drive or you’ll drive off a cliff.
PS – I have an event coming up soon. If theanticsin my limo do not top this, I will be sorely disappointed.
PPS – Way to bust my fucking bubble Dannyrob…. Guy calls me out on Twitter that this video is two months old. Yeah. So? The album just came out. So shut up. I’m making a point and I don’t have time to blog errrday