Month: August 2011
Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels
This piece of crap is $80...
I see these all over the park at lunchtime. This is by far the silliest device ever. It should be banned. Why on earth do they have two front wheels and one back wheel? How are you supposed to steer that thing? Tell your pussy kids to learn how to balance and get them a two wheel scooter. OR if you’re a crappy parent and your kid doesn’t know how to balance, why don’t you get one with two wheels at the back.
What the hell is wrong with parents these days. It has two front wheels! It looks ridiculous! If someone got my kid that, I’d club them with it.
PS – just looked this up. “The mini kick’s 3 wheels provide greater stability, making it easier for even the youngest kids to learn to ride. Great for their balance and coordination.”Lean and steer? Seriously? I don’t buy it. There’s no control in that. No wonder kids crash into me all the time in the park. Absurd.
PPS – I’m trying to tone this blog down a notch. Every other post was F this and F that. I think I dropped a pussy or two, but that’s an improvement.
See What I Have To Deal With…
Ignore the 3:43AM timestamp. That’s when I took the screencap because I’m an out of control insomniac. These were sent at like 10AM. I shit you not. See what I deal with on a daily basis?
FML!
Sometimes things (unrelated to me and beyond my control) happen years ago and my initial reaction was like… “That’s no good. That shouldn’t have happened. That won’t fly.” (obviously because I’m right all the time).
Happens a lot. Normally, it becomes meaningless and no longer matters. I don’t live in the past and once it’s over, I don’t care and I can laugh about being right and be like “told ya so.” But when that shit that shouldn’t have happened to begin with and still affects the present… Well that just sucks.
(Too vague? Tough. I won’t explain. Guess.)
Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today
Get ready to lose money. The markets are going to hell today. I guarantee it. At best, they will close down 3-5%, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if you see the Dow dump 800-1000+ points.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Guess Those Boobs [SFW]
August 10, 2011
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Portfolioso
Barstool does guess that ass every day. I am going to do one segment (I repeat – just one) of guess those boobs. Only because I found this on the internet and I couldn’t resist.
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