Month: August 2011
Boring Ass Post: I Ramped Up Traffic To This Blog in 2011
Not that I give a fuck, but traffic is up from like 4 views per day average to about 30. I think the trick is to write every day. Something I do when I’m bored and not drinking. Which is a good thing because my liver appreciates it and I won’t die at like 27 years old.
This blog is for me to write outrageous commentary about ordinary things, in which my logic is flawless and I’m always right. It is not to be taken seriously. I don’t care if it gets 1 or 500 views. All I care about is that I can write about a bunch of nonsense just because I can.
SO enjoyyyyy, all of you people who get kicks out of the bullshit I blabber about. If you agree, you are on the right side. Also you’re like Maresca and disagree with me about everything from my extreme politics to how 90s grunge is better than 80s metal crap – I don’t give a fuck either.
Who’s This Joker Tim McSweeney and Why Is He Stealing Phrases from Crayzeesheep?
Stumbled upon this article on Comic Sans(which is pretty funny by the way)on this website and I noticed this bro’s tagline is “only does things full-assed” What a fucking thief!!! The sheep came up with that line!!! I was broin’ out with him one day, working at the district and we were talking about how we were amazing workers and he’s like “yeah, I don’t do things half assed, I do them full-assed” Instant classic. I’ve never heard it before or seen it on the internet. Suddenly, this McSweeney website uses it all of a sudden? WTF mang?!
That phrase is trademarked. That’s some bullshit this Irishman stole it from him.
That’s It. I Had Enough Of This Fucking Country
WSJ -KABULAn Afghan insurgent armed with a rocket-propelled grenade shot down a coalition helicopter early Saturday morning, killing 38, including 30 American troops, Afghan officials said, in the single largest loss of U.S. lives since the war began a decade ago.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFGHANISTAN ALREADY. I already said this a few weeks agoabout Iraq. What a waste of money and lives. This country fucking sucks. No wonder people shoot our shit down. It’s justified because we don’t belong there. If China started flying their military shit over New York for now reason, you’re God Damn right it would be justified to shoot that down. So what’s the difference. Why are we the world police? You can’t just occupy Afghanistan for no reason. The hell with Afghanistan. No one cares. Let them do their own thing. Doesn’t anyone learn anything from history? It’s common knowledge that smallguerrilla warfare always wins against superpowers. Lets see… American Revolution. Vietnam… Taliban. Derp.
Don’t say that I’m a bad person for writing this. I feel for the families of these soldiers who just lost their lives. It’s uncalled for. There is absolutely no reason for it. None at all.It’s not even a real war. We didn’t even declare war. It’s unconstitutional to be occupying other countries.
Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English
- Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before thesto show singular possession.
- Use the apostrophe where the noun that should follow is implied.
- To show plural possession, make the noun plural first. Then immediately use the apostrophe.
Fuck War
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