Month: August 2011
The 6 Train Was A Dick and a Half Today
Fuck the summer. I don’t care how cold the AC is in the subway cars, it’s still 4 million degrees on the platforms and people smell like shit. Yesterday, there was an old fucking guy that stunk the car out and I wanted to shove him the fuck out the door the next time it o.
Secondly, why the fuck does it take 15 minutes for 6 trains to show up at Grand Central when the platforms are jammed? Seriously. The stupid boards that are useless report “good service.” No, it’s not good service. Good service is when there’s one train behind the last one. Fuck that noise. So because the trains were infrequent, I had to stand like an idiot mashing asses withn dudes.
Third, I need a fucking private office. I can’t even blog in peace. First, this clueless bitch sneaks up on me and I jump and minimize this like a guilty asshole. Then, the dude in the cube behind me starts is reading my screen out loud as I type and I’m like bro? What. The. Fuck. Mang.
Australian Collar Bomb Hoax Girl is an Absolute Bombshell
For all you morons not following the news – A millionaire’s terrified daughter was freed by cops last night after TEN HOURS with a “collar bomb” around her neck.Madeleine Pulver, 18, feared she would be blown up at any moment after a man in a ski mask burst into her home and clamped on the device. The maniac left a ransom note threatening to detonate the bomb by remote control unless his demands were met. He fled after telling Madeleine the collar was fitted with a microphone so he could hear what she was saying.
So you mean to tell me that someone broke into this broad’s mansion and put a fake bomb device around her neck demanding money? Jeez…
Lets analyze the situation:
- Australian accent? Check.
- Millionaireparents? Check.
- 18 years old? Check (does that even matter in Australia?)
- Huge rack? Check.
- Didn’t blow up? Check.
Son of a Bitch AT&T, Sprint & TMobile Give Away Free Nexus S Phones Tomorrow via Best Buy
MOTHER. FUCK. VERIZON and their piece of shit CDMA network. No one makes cool phones anymore on this bitch ass carrier. Like…. The Droid Charge is fucking $600 for no reason and sucks. Droid 3? Just a thin Droid/Droid2 with a faster processor and stupid MotoBlur. I want a pure Google phone with 4G that I can root. Is that hard to ask? Nope, gotta stick with the slow ass Droid 1 for now.
I want a Nexus S so badly it’s not even funny. The phone has been out for a while and it’s still bitchin.
Bro With Pimp Cane On 6 Train
This reminds me of those sorcerer staffs in MMOs. Guy can straight up start doing magic right there. PS, bring me the educated bitch with the book.
Newsflash: Optimum Online Blows Monkey Nipples (Ranked Worst ISP In US)
August 4, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Portfolioso
DUH. Have I not been ranting about how shitty and slow this internet provider is since the beginning of time? (Hereand here)… Fuck Cablevision and their bitch ass ways. They have some nerveadvertising15MBPS. Yeah. 15MBPS at like 4AM. Otherwise, it runs along at a cool 1-3MBPS. Absolutely horse shit.
Gizmodo even says it “Basically, your grandpa, with artificial hip, runs laps around Cablevision.” PS -look at this graph:
I have FiOS. So ENJOYYYYYYYY.
Cablevision