Month: September 2011


Lies! That’s Not How It Goes


Gizmodo -Obama Kills Osama Collectible Figurine Should Be Made Into a Giant Statue.A Limited Edition, this jewel could be yours for only $129.

Fuck the people who created this piece of shit. That’s not how it goes. Obama is NOT a badass, didn’t shoot Osama in the head and didn’t change a fucking thing since he took office. Navy Seals killed Osama (if they even did and it wasn’t just a big publicity stunt. Where’s the proof?) Also, to hell with thise asshole Jesus Diaz over at Gizmodo who actually praises this thing.

Here is a list of things I’d rather do with $130 than to buy this fucking false action figure

  • Drink it away by myself
  • Buy drinks for my coworkers
  • Buy drinks for my friends
  • Buy drinks for strangers for no reason
  • Give it to a homeless bum so he can buy weed
  • Flush it down the toilet
  • Wipe my ass with it
  • Eat it
  • Douse it in rubbing alcohol and light it on fire
  • Pay 5 midget Mexicans to tie me down and whip me for 45 minutes
  • You get the point…

Then we wonder why countries hate the shit out of the United States. This is the reason folks.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvFsVdkzqY


Joe Torre Tells Mets They Can’t Honor NYPD & FDNY on 10th Anniversary of 9/11


NBC Sports-Major League Baseball denied the New York Mets’ request to wear baseball caps Sunday night honoring New York emergency service departments for their game against the Chicago Cubs on the 10th anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks.

Joe Torre, MLB’s executive vice president for baseball operations, told The Associated Press in a phone interview the decision was made to keep policy consistent throughout baseball.

“Certainly it’s not a lack of respect,” Torre said. “We just felt all the major leagues are honoring the same way with the American flag on the uniform and the cap. This is a unanimity thing.”

Just read this on Boston and NYC Barstool and they both ripped Torre a new asshole. Welp, I disagree. Joe Torre is a classy fucking guy. God Damn right he shouldn’t let the Mets honor the NYPD and FDNY. Who the hell wants to be honored by the biggest joke organization that has ever existed? That’s a damn insult. And who the hell are the Mets to get special treatment wearing FDNY and NYPD hats when no one else can? That’s just not right.

Keep it classy, Joe!


And Another One!!!


For fuck’s sake, another one! There’s something about these 9/11 remembrance posts on Facebook that make people bastardize the English language:

There live’s? Honestly…


It it bad that…


The first thing I thought of when I saw this Facebook post was the blatant misuse of the word effected.

Should be affected, dumbass!