Month: November 2011
Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds
Danny IMs me last night and was like “bro come out shopping with us.” And I’m like “Dude. What are you a woman? What are you some kind of moron?” Seriously. I just got home from eating all day. I took like 5 shits, broke my chair because I’m fat and gained like 73 pounds.
But in all honesty…Who goes Black Friday shopping? F that noise. Bunch of savages pepper spraying each other, stampeding each other to the death and just straight up occupying all of the stores like homeless. There’s no way in hell you’ll find me out in that war zone. It’s called Cyber Monday. You go on newegg.com and buy all of your shit without getting off your ass. Tax free. Fuck paying tax because fuck all kinds of government – they all suck.
Then John sent me a chat on the Google machine and I swear, it changed my mind in 2 seconds flat:
If I didn’t have to work, I would have gone, just for the party. I still wouldn’t have bought anything. Online. Duh.
More Reasons the MTA Doesn’t Make Any Sense Whatsoever
Just got this subway alert. What a fucking joke. Someone is sick at 42nd st, so we’re going to skip stations in between 42nd and 14th st. Oh and while we’re at it, we’re not going to go past 86th St because we’re lazies. Does this make ANY sense whatsoever?
I Called It! Google Is FINALLY Getting Rid of that Black StupidBar
November 29, 2011
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Fucking Google. I love them to death but they recently hired a bunch of colorblint hipster jokefests as UI designers because they pretty much ruined Google Reader and Gmail. Completely devoid of color.
Anyway, these biddies should listen to me because Iobviouslyknow it all. Months ago I blogged about how shitty that black navigation bar is. Welp, today they announced that they’re getting rid of it. No shit? Since when did an ugly black eyesore of a toolbar become part of Googles UI?
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