Year: 2013


You Know What’s An Utter Shitpile? Fucking Firefox


Fuck Firefox. It’s such a piece of shit browser. I’m not even joking. It fucking never works and I hate using it. As a matter of fact, for the past year and a half, I only use it for work (to keep my work bookmarks synced and so I can use Chrome instead). I’m on the verge of scrapping that shit and using Chrome’s multi-user feature. Firefox’s UI is clunky as fuck. I hate it on the grounds that it constantly becomes unresponsive and eats memory faster than a fat chick on Thanksgiving.

Seriously though. Don’t Mozilla’s engineers realize how shitty their shit is? No. They’re probably all on Chrome. Fucking IE 9 and 10 are better browsers than Firefox. First off, their auto-update feature is horse shit because it never actually auto-updates unless you check the help dialog. Chrome updates without you even realizing it. Which is how it should be. When there are Firefox updates, they’re too busy adding bullshit HTML5 shit that no one uses, PDF readers (which Chrome had since ’08 and nothing else useful).

Also, is this motherlessly necessary:
FirefoxEatADick

Fucking 2+gigs of RAM wasted. Fucking unresponsive. Fucking 30% CPU for no reason. Chrome? 86MB. Q.E.D

I have a solution for you Firefox users (on Windows). Do the following:

  1. Press the Windows Key + R, then press [Enter]
  2. Typetaskkill /F /IM firefox.exethen press [Enter]
  3. WIN

 

TL;DR: Fuck you if you use Firefox. Don’t. It sucks monkey balls.


I’m Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out


So it’s the 10 year (and one day) anniversary of the U.S invading Iraq. The internet has been buzzing with this dude Tomas Young’s story. I didn’t know about any of this. I didn’t know about the documentary Body of War and just watched the trailer now. You can call me a pussy all you want, but I was absolutely bawling by the time this trailer was over. Like… if you don’t at least tear up, you don’t have a soul:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZuQkITY64

Anywho, this poor dude is on his deathbed. He also wrote a pretty accurate,poignantfuck you letter to Bush and Cheney. I mean shit. If someone wrote this about me, I wouldn’t know what to do.

Further Readings:

 

PS – Eddie Vedder did some of the music in thatdocumentaryand Ineed him to sing me to sleep.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPzS8Y27Ks


Fuck Google And It’s Bitch Ass Reader


I’ve previously written articles about Google going to shit. I tried to search and link them, but there were 2-3 (check the related posts).

I see what they’re doing here. They are killing off products that are not generating revenue. They’re trying to focus on one core (piece of shit) product: Google+. Google+ was a good idea if nothing similar existed, but it actually isn’t anything that great. It’s a shame. It’s technical awesomeness with a mediocre, confusing-assed UI that no one uses at all. There is legitimately no point in me using Google+

Anyway, long story short. Fuck you and Google Reader. Want to kill it? I’ll just use feedly. Assholes.