Year: 2013

Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind?

March 11, 2013

Rants, Sports

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This man is 100% outside his mind and I’m more confident in the fucking MTA than the Yankees this season. This gentleman is absolutely wreckless. What a flop of an offseason. The Yankees are pulling some Mets-ass shit right now. Absoluteembarrassment. Cashman is going around skydiving, breaking bones and tweeting at a bunch of antiques because he can’t even get ahold of their agents. Derick Lee? Chipper Jones? Scot Rolen? These motherfuckers were in their prime in like 1997. Jesus Fucking Christ. I’d rather pull some asshole out of AAA than to pay millions of dollars to these washed up jokers.

I haven’t even been following the Yankees that closely this offseason with the exception that their team is on average 46 years old, Arod is a whiny bitch who should have gotten his contract voided and a Texiera keeps pulling his vagina muscle.

PREDICTION: Yankees will finish with a 77-86 record.

Twitter App Updated

February 20, 2013

Computer/ Tech Related, Website Related

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My Twitter stats app has been updated. You should know the URL, if not ask me for it. I’m not posting it here because my twitter is private and Google indexes this blog. If you don’t know about my Twitter app, it’s the absolute shit. It does metrics on my Tweets, counts how many times I swear, searches my archives and has a random function. Anyway, the release notes:

New features:

  • [NEW Page] @Mentions – Counts how many times I @mentioned you. This only works for people I follow.
  • [Random Tweet] Auto-Refresh – You can now check an auto-refresh checkbox that will auto-refresh the page every 3 seconds, for hands-free hilarity.

Bugfixes:

  • Fixed funky table layout not taking up the whole gray box thingy
  • Probably some other things I forgot

 

Yes. I’m full of myself. Suck it if you don’t like it.

There’s Three Ways of Doing Things…

February 18, 2013

Movies/Television

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSxoPwKv-I

Just Ace Rothstein being a mother fuckin’ boss.I love this movie. I love this quote and live by it.

Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One

February 12, 2013

Rants

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Will you players stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go. First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.

A Crowd Condition? Seriously?

February 7, 2013

Rants

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Every rush hour is a crowd condition. People in trains and on platforms, ass to dick style. This isn’t alert worthy.