Author: Portfolioso

I’m Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out

March 20, 2013

Movies/Television, Rants

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So it’s the 10 year (and one day) anniversary of the U.S invading Iraq. The internet has been buzzing with this dude Tomas Young’s story. I didn’t know about any of this. I didn’t know about the documentary Body of War and just watched the trailer now. You can call me a pussy all you want, but I was absolutely bawling by the time this trailer was over. Like… if you don’t at least tear up, you don’t have a soul:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZuQkITY64

Anywho, this poor dude is on his deathbed. He also wrote a pretty accurate,poignantfuck you letter to Bush and Cheney. I mean shit. If someone wrote this about me, I wouldn’t know what to do.

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PS – Eddie Vedder did some of the music in thatdocumentaryand Ineed him to sing me to sleep.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPzS8Y27Ks

Fuck Google And It’s Bitch Ass Reader

March 19, 2013

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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I’ve previously written articles about Google going to shit. I tried to search and link them, but there were 2-3 (check the related posts).

I see what they’re doing here. They are killing off products that are not generating revenue. They’re trying to focus on one core (piece of shit) product: Google+. Google+ was a good idea if nothing similar existed, but it actually isn’t anything that great. It’s a shame. It’s technical awesomeness with a mediocre, confusing-assed UI that no one uses at all. There is legitimately no point in me using Google+

Anyway, long story short. Fuck you and Google Reader. Want to kill it? I’ll just use feedly. Assholes.

Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind?

March 11, 2013

Rants, Sports

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This man is 100% outside his mind and I’m more confident in the fucking MTA than the Yankees this season. This gentleman is absolutely wreckless. What a flop of an offseason. The Yankees are pulling some Mets-ass shit right now. Absoluteembarrassment. Cashman is going around skydiving, breaking bones and tweeting at a bunch of antiques because he can’t even get ahold of their agents. Derick Lee? Chipper Jones? Scot Rolen? These motherfuckers were in their prime in like 1997. Jesus Fucking Christ. I’d rather pull some asshole out of AAA than to pay millions of dollars to these washed up jokers.

I haven’t even been following the Yankees that closely this offseason with the exception that their team is on average 46 years old, Arod is a whiny bitch who should have gotten his contract voided and a Texiera keeps pulling his vagina muscle.

PREDICTION: Yankees will finish with a 77-86 record.

Twitter App Updated

February 20, 2013

Computer/ Tech Related, Website Related

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My Twitter stats app has been updated. You should know the URL, if not ask me for it. I’m not posting it here because my twitter is private and Google indexes this blog. If you don’t know about my Twitter app, it’s the absolute shit. It does metrics on my Tweets, counts how many times I swear, searches my archives and has a random function. Anyway, the release notes:

New features:

  • [NEW Page] @Mentions – Counts how many times I @mentioned you. This only works for people I follow.
  • [Random Tweet] Auto-Refresh – You can now check an auto-refresh checkbox that will auto-refresh the page every 3 seconds, for hands-free hilarity.

Bugfixes:

  • Fixed funky table layout not taking up the whole gray box thingy
  • Probably some other things I forgot

 

Yes. I’m full of myself. Suck it if you don’t like it.

There’s Three Ways of Doing Things…

February 18, 2013

Movies/Television

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSxoPwKv-I

Just Ace Rothstein being a mother fuckin’ boss.I love this movie. I love this quote and live by it.