Author: Portfolioso
The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit
How To Geek – [In the 1720s, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit] was ironing out zero point for his temperature scale. The coldest temperature that Fahrenheit could produce in his laboratory was the result of mixing ice, water, and ammonia chloride to make a frigid slurry. This measurement became the zero-point for the scale.
You know what makes a lot more sense? Having a temperature scale based on states of water, the universal solvent – 0 being freezing and 100 being boiling. Oh wait,we have one of those. It’s called Celsius, and the entire world uses it except the United States and two other insignificant countries. Probably because Americans are dumb as fuck and too closed minded to change anything or re-learn new temperature scales.
Seriously? We’re using a scale that iscalibratedto 0 based on it being the coldest temperature some joker could get in a lab by mixingammoniachloride and water in the 1720s? Who gives a shit about ammonia chloride?
About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again
I know radio is dead and shit, but it’s just not right for a major city to not have a rock station. From what I heard, I’m pumped: Foo Fighters, 311, Sublime, Nirvana, AIC, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Live, Bush, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, The Black Keys, Incubus, JET, Audioslave, Cage the Elephant, Green Day, Linkin Park, Nine inch Nails, The Offspring. Great driving music because I’m too lazy to fuck around with an iPod.
iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses
Fuck this bullshit Chinese parking lot attendant who claimed back in April that the iPhone 5 would be released in June. And Fuck the hipsters at Gizmodo for posting itand believing that some idiot in a booth actually knows inside info about Apple. It’s August. No iPhone 5. Shitheads.
If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I’m Jumping The Fuck Over It
- Swipe Card
- “Please Reswipe”
- I swipe again
- “Please Reswipe”
- I swipe again
- “Too Soon”
Today I jumped the fuck over a subway turnstyle in front of like 100 people at rush hour because the stupid ass thing refused to read my card and then locked me out. I looked like an asshole over there holding up 40 people because the shit wouldn’t read. What kind of a stupid ass turnstyle fails to read the card 3 times and then says “sorry, too soon- you can’t come in.” Fuck that noise. So no, I didn’t do anything wrong because I get unlimited rides anyway. It just screwed up. I was almost waiting for a cop to give me shit because I would have lost it on him/her
Besides that, it was 100 fuckin degrees, I was in a fighting mood because bitches stop on the fucking steps.Some fucker looked at me funny when I hopped it and I was like “Fuckin arrest me bitch.” It was 100% justified. Because I pay the stupid assed MTA like a bajillion dollars per month for unlimited use their shitty services and they can’t even have turnstyles that read my fucking card. You think I’m paying another $2.25 because their shit fucked up? Outside of your mind, I’m not giving them spit.The fucking things even say no tokens, that’s how old they are.
This isn’t even the first time this happened to me, that’s what gets me. One time I was at a station with a ceiling to floor barricade thingy and I had to go to the window and tell the stupid bitch to let me in because it fucked up.
Fuckin MTA.
Danny is a Crazy Fuck
August 5, 2012
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