Author: Portfolioso


Is Big Ang’s Daughter A Smokeshow?


Is it just me, or is Big Ang’s daughter a certified smoke? I’m torn between her and Al Pacino’s Daughter. If you go for Al Pacino’s daughter, youhavea gangster pops and a DUI party girl which sounds like awesome fun. On the other hand, if you go for Big Ang’s daughter, you get to chill with Big Ang at the Drunken Monkey. This is a difficult decision…

 

She’s even got the badonkadonk going on:

 

Asterisk: If she’s not 18, I recant this blog

 

Correction: It’s her niece. Whatever

 

Another Reason I’m Glad I Left SurpassHosting


They BANNED me from my own server for who the fuck knows what reason. All I was doing was FTPing my files so I can move them to my VPS.

This is a Bunch of Nonsense


This winter was a fucking failure. I want snow. I want cold. What a waste. Can we just skip back to fall and start over again? I miss fall.

Keep it Up, America!


I think we should do this to thepoliticianswho start these wars.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a war with Iran I need to lobby for, ASAP. They’re such a huge threat, you guys. I’m scared shitless right now.

 


The F Is Going On Here…


This site is cursed. I was almost up to 100% uptime and my server started fucking up. Everything seems normal, but lighttpd just stops serving pages.

It’s hard to investigate why. This sucks.