Author: Portfolioso
Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit
Gigaom – While I most often use an iPhone as my primary mobile device, I’m not an Android-hater by any means.
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But in terms of the average smartphone user’s priorities right now, I still believe the iPhone 4S is the superior device. The iOS web browsing experience is still better (text rendering is better, the interface is more usable, and double-tap zooming is a necessity for one-hand browsing), text looks better all around, it has a much better camera for capturing mobile memories, and with iOS 5, notifications provide exactly the right kind of information exactly where you want it.
Jerks off to Apple Products
Fuck this guy Darrell Etherington.This is your typical fucking hipster piece of shit Apple fanboy.How did I ever guess that the Galaxy Nexus is perceived to be a complete shitpile in the eyes of an Apple fanboy. Is there anything Android can do to impress these people? Nope.
Guess what dumbshit – Android does have double tap zooming. I can argue this guy point by point, but it’s a waste of my time because 85% ofpeople who read my blog honestly don’t know anything about technology.
My point is that I haven’t even seen the Galaxy Necus in person and I guarantee you that the hardware is better than the iPhone 4s. I guarantee you Android 4.0 is as polished as iOS. I’m not saying the 4S is bad – just that once you’re an Apple fanboy, you’re too arrogant to admit that anything else is better,
I bet if Apple boxed up a pile of horse shit and called it the iPhone 5, fanboys would still say it was better than the Galaxy Nexus. Give me a break!
Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds
Danny IMs me last night and was like “bro come out shopping with us.” And I’m like “Dude. What are you a woman? What are you some kind of moron?” Seriously. I just got home from eating all day. I took like 5 shits, broke my chair because I’m fat and gained like 73 pounds.
But in all honesty…Who goes Black Friday shopping? F that noise. Bunch of savages pepper spraying each other, stampeding each other to the death and just straight up occupying all of the stores like homeless. There’s no way in hell you’ll find me out in that war zone. It’s called Cyber Monday. You go on newegg.com and buy all of your shit without getting off your ass. Tax free. Fuck paying tax because fuck all kinds of government – they all suck.
Then John sent me a chat on the Google machine and I swear, it changed my mind in 2 seconds flat:
If I didn’t have to work, I would have gone, just for the party. I still wouldn’t have bought anything. Online. Duh.
More Reasons the MTA Doesn’t Make Any Sense Whatsoever
Just got this subway alert. What a fucking joke. Someone is sick at 42nd st, so we’re going to skip stations in between 42nd and 14th st. Oh and while we’re at it, we’re not going to go past 86th St because we’re lazies. Does this make ANY sense whatsoever?
Trying Something New For December
December 1, 2011
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I moved this blog over to a Virtual Private Server because my old host was being a dick. I wasn’t happy with the uptime (it would go down every night) and the response time was pretty bad. (Not that anyone actually reads this, but just saying…)
Plus, I get to ditch shared hosting and get my own Ubuntu box. Pretty sweet. Oh yeah, and I’m running Lighttpd instead of Apache.
I’m going to give this a shot for a while and see what’s better and maybe change it up. Here are November’s shitty statistics: