Author: Portfolioso
What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7
What the hell did they do with the up one level button in the file picker? Do you know how much of a pain in the balls it is to go to the parent folder? Legithad to type it in the location bar, backspace a little and press enter. Jesus Christ. It works like a charm in Google Chrome. Google Chrome is urinating all the F over Firefox lately. Firefox just gets shittier by the day. It’s slow, it’s clunky. The more I use Google Chrome the more amazing it is.
Ok before I go all off on Firefox, looks like it’s a Windows 7 thing and Firefox is using the native file picker. I mean I love Windows 7 to death, but Christ, this was an awful thing to remove. Google was like screw that, we’re using our own file picker so people like me can go up one level when we want.
Can someone explain to me how I go up one level to the previous folder in this bitch ass operating system:
PS – Firefox 4 still sucks. The fact that each tab is not its own process is a bunch of balls. It’s memory usage is a fat pig. Ugh. See this is the problem. Firefox was the shit. When IE was a joke, it was amazing. When they found out IE was such a piece and that any intelligent computer user ignored it, they just started slacking. Slacking so badly that Google Chrome came out of nowhere and lapped them. Sad day indeed. But good for Google. They have some good shit.
Happy New Year, Love the MTA
These new fares are for shit. No mas! No mas! I could lease a beemer for the price I’m paying for a fucking monthly subway and Metro North. Welp, 2011 started and I’m that much poorer. Keep ass raping the middle class, bitches. All to stand on crowded-ass, shitty, brake squeaky trains that sway like morons.
Get This Dried Squid Away From Me
makanan hasil laut = seafood in Indonesian
Some dude came up to me at work and asked me if I wanted to try something. He didn’t say what it was, but I looked at it and it was a fishy smelling piece of shoe leather. So I ate it and almost insta-puked all over the office. Dried squid. Yech.
What the hell is the purpose of dried squid? Absolutely disgusting. It was like chewing on a piece of salty, fishy leather. Fucking mummified squid. Then it kind of got mushy with saliva and was all chewy and shit. Then my hand smelled all fishy for the rest of the day and Purell wouldn’t even get rid of it.
Come on, who would eat this crap? I can understand if it’s the year 1400 and you’re on a pirate ship sailing across the ocean for two months and there’s no refrigeration. But it’s 2010. Want a snack? Nibble on some pretzels or some shit.
We all know the only legitimate way squid should be eaten is fried calamari. End of story.
If you Strangle Yourself to Death with a Neck Massager, You Deserve to Die
MSNBC A Florida woman’s death apparently was caused when an electric neck massager became ensnared on her necklace and strangled her, sheriff’s investigators said on Wednesday.The woman, 37-year-old physician Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson, had been wrapping gifts on Christmas Eve and used the massager to relieve neck pain, Broward County Sheriff’s investigators said.
Jesus Christ. Here we go again with idiot America. Please explain to me how a neck massager can wrap a necklace tight enough around a person’s neck to cause death? It’s not like it has moving parts right? Doesn’t it just vibrate. If you manage that, you deserve to die. Simple as that. This moron didn’t have the common sense to run outside and get help? Shut it off? Rip the necklace off ?
Goodbye.
PS – Bottom line is, this story is complete horse shit. She really asphyxiated herself to death. Massager wasn’t anywhere near her neck. Guaranteed.
It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now
January 7, 2011
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Portfolioso
I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.
Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.