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Pretty Sure This Onion Article Is Spot On
http://www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/
Ah I see what they did there. The satire part of this article is that they’re writing about Boston University’s newspaper. They really meant to write this article on The Fairfield Mirror. What a damn shame what happened to that…
US Now Imprisoning People for Internet Crimes Who Haven’t Even Set Foot Here
Torrentfreak – Richard O’Dwyer, the UK-based ex-administrator of the video linking website TVShack will be extradited to the US to face copyright infringement charges. Despite public outrage Home Secretary Theresa May approved the extradition order today. The 23-year-old student has never visited United States, but now faces several years in a US prison.Last year Richard O’Dwyer was arrested by police for operating TVShack, a website that carried links to copyrighted TV-shows.
Following his detention in the UK’s largest prison, the site owner fought alooming extraditionto the US, but without success. After a UK judge gave the green light to extradite the student two months ago, Home Secretary Theresa May officially approved the request from US authorities today.
Jesus Christ, America…. Want to worry about realproblemsinstead, like overcrowded prisons, useless wars, shitty economies, etc. Not some dude who has NOTHING to do with the United States. Guy didn’t even set foot here and we’re fucking prosecuting him… Let the UK deal with him if they want. This is absolutely sickening that someone who’s never been to the US can be tried for a US crime in a country where they weren’t even caught yet or tried for a crime. For fuck’s sake. You know how much this shit is going to cost idiot america? Lawyers, prison food, shipping him over. Save the damn money and forget it.
F this place. No wonder everyone hates the United States and does bad things to us. Seriously. This dude didn’t mess with anyone.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFofjbCypKc
Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt!
Giz -WhenMegaupload fell overnight, one of the biggest complaints was that users were immediately shut out of their document storage. That includes plenty of US Government officialssomething Kim Dotcom is helping to rectify.Torrent Freak reportsthat Megaupload is trying to work out a deal with the Department of Justice to allow users to download their personal files. Interestingly, of the users, there are a large number of Government officials. Speaking to Torrent Freak,Dotcom said: “Guess what – we found a large number of Mega accounts from US Government officials including the Department of Justice and the US Senate. I hope we will soon have permission to give them and the rest of our users access to their files.”
Is this crazy bastard Kim Dotcom out of his mind? No, no, noooooo. If I were the Megaupload peeps, I’d never EVER give any government official their files back. I would not cooperate. They seized my shit? Let them figure out where and how to recover their pornfiles. Are you shitting me? First, the government raids me and now “oops – we have files there we need – can we just get those?” Abso-fucking-lutely not, assholes. Fuck off.
Suffer like you made everyone else suffer. Thousands of others had legit files there too. Just because a few people had some pirated shit doesn’t mean you shut the whole operation down. See this country is a bunch of bullshit – all this monitoring and seizing and shit. We’re not free anymore… Give us 200 years and it’s going to legit turn into Panem and the Hunger Games. Mark my words.
You’re an Idiot If You Drive a Car Into An Ocean
Yahoo– The road looked clear, at low tide – but the map forgot to show the 9 miles of water and mud between the island and the mainland. As the three drove their rented Hyundai Getz into Moreton Bay, they found the GPS device guiding them from a gravel road into thick mud. They tried to get back to solid ground, but as the tide rose they were forced to abandon their car. Passengers on passing ferries watched in amazement.
“It told us we could drive down there,” Yuzu Noda, 21, told the localBayside Bulletin. “It kept saying it would navigate us to a road. We got stuck . . . there’s lots of mud.”
I know Barstool covered this today, but it’s nothing new. I covered a similar story over a year ago.It’s Deja Vu all over again. Except this time, it makes more sense. It’s an Asian woman driving… Like are you serious? I don’t care if it’s low tide – you can’t see that you’re driving out into the middle of an ocean? What’s a road going to appear out of nowhere?
Idiot. Drown next time.
Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA
March 28, 2012
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At this rate, I think it’s worse than Detroit. Seriously… I’d rather live in fuckin Panem! Who the fuck would ever want to live in Bridgeport? At least live in like Harlem or the South Bronx or Bed Stuy or some crap like that. If you want to get murdered, get murdered NYC style. Not in some burned out has been in the middle of Connecticut. Absolute shithole.
Anyone follow T.C’s twitter? I mean come on. Here are the highlights of living in Bridgeport in the year 2012 folks! Looks awesome!