Category: Rants
Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker
Saw this shit on Facebook and it made me rage. Fucking Apple people… 899 + 999 -100 = 0? Fucking nope. Can’t you see that its -899 you dumb fuck? It’s in parentheses. That means negative you ignoramus. -899 + 999 – 100 is zero. The receipt is correct, dipshit.
Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit
Sitting in church today. Let me summarize the Gospel reading in 5 bullet points:
- Dude owns a vineyard and has some laborer workers
- Dude pays normal laborers their usual wage for 8 hours work
- Later in the day, dude hires more laborers. They only work 1 hour but get paid the same wages as those who worked all day
- Laborers who worked all day complained that they should get paid more than slackers who only worked one hour
- Dude tells them to fuck off and he can pay anyone whatever he wants
Fuck that noise. This goes against everything I believe in. I am fair. If you work all day, you get paid more than the slackers working one hour. End of story. The laborers should have told the vineyard owner to go fuck himself and then should have proceeded in sabotaging thevineyard.
This landowning dickwad is a real tricky bastard. He’s like… “You jokers who worked all day already agreed to this wage, so suck it.I am choosing to be generous for the others.” The only exception is if those who worked 1 hour are more highly skilled or did better work. But if they’re all the same, that’s fucked up to get paid the same to do less.
This can be compared to today’s shit economy. I work hard all day to pay people’s welfare. They sit at home, do nothing and get paid. I work. Life sucks.
The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man
Are you fucking kidding me? The Mets are selling $12 tickets on Groupon for $7. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. What a fucking joke. It’s September. They’re like 34.5 games behind. Their season is over for the next 6 years. No one gives a shit and a half about the New York Mets. Get the hell out of my city. This is an embarrassment to New York. We are too classy for this.
PS -I’m pretty sure middle school football teams charge more money for games than the Mets are. Scratch that. Elementary school.
Lies! That’s Not How It Goes
Gizmodo -Obama Kills Osama Collectible Figurine Should Be Made Into a Giant Statue.A Limited Edition, this jewel could be yours for only $129.
Fuck the people who created this piece of shit. That’s not how it goes. Obama is NOT a badass, didn’t shoot Osama in the head and didn’t change a fucking thing since he took office. Navy Seals killed Osama (if they even did and it wasn’t just a big publicity stunt. Where’s the proof?) Also, to hell with thise asshole Jesus Diaz over at Gizmodo who actually praises this thing.
Here is a list of things I’d rather do with $130 than to buy this fucking false action figure
- Drink it away by myself
- Buy drinks for my coworkers
- Buy drinks for my friends
- Buy drinks for strangers for no reason
- Give it to a homeless bum so he can buy weed
- Flush it down the toilet
- Wipe my ass with it
- Eat it
- Douse it in rubbing alcohol and light it on fire
- Pay 5 midget Mexicans to tie me down and whip me for 45 minutes
- You get the point…
Then we wonder why countries hate the shit out of the United States. This is the reason folks.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvFsVdkzqY
Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever.
September 29, 2011
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Authorities are deciding whether or not to file criminal charges against the bullies? That’s bullshit. Our legal system sucks. It’s a slap on the wrist. What really needs to happen is that the family needs to round up anyone who ever talked shit to this kid, grab some automatics and spray the shit out of the bullies until they die a slow painful death. That’s what needs to happen. This is the most disturbing, fucked up story I’ve seen on the internet, possibly ever.
Seriously… What did this kid ever do to anyone? Not only did these assholes make him so miserable, they made fun of him and his family after he died. No words.Absolutelyno words. Shameful.
RIP bro:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pb1CaGMdWk