Category: Rants
Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit
Sitting in church today. Let me summarize the Gospel reading in 5 bullet points:
- Dude owns a vineyard and has some laborer workers
- Dude pays normal laborers their usual wage for 8 hours work
- Later in the day, dude hires more laborers. They only work 1 hour but get paid the same wages as those who worked all day
- Laborers who worked all day complained that they should get paid more than slackers who only worked one hour
- Dude tells them to fuck off and he can pay anyone whatever he wants
Fuck that noise. This goes against everything I believe in. I am fair. If you work all day, you get paid more than the slackers working one hour. End of story. The laborers should have told the vineyard owner to go fuck himself and then should have proceeded in sabotaging thevineyard.
This landowning dickwad is a real tricky bastard. He’s like… “You jokers who worked all day already agreed to this wage, so suck it.I am choosing to be generous for the others.” The only exception is if those who worked 1 hour are more highly skilled or did better work. But if they’re all the same, that’s fucked up to get paid the same to do less.
This can be compared to today’s shit economy. I work hard all day to pay people’s welfare. They sit at home, do nothing and get paid. I work. Life sucks.
The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man
Are you fucking kidding me? The Mets are selling $12 tickets on Groupon for $7. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. What a fucking joke. It’s September. They’re like 34.5 games behind. Their season is over for the next 6 years. No one gives a shit and a half about the New York Mets. Get the hell out of my city. This is an embarrassment to New York. We are too classy for this.
PS -I’m pretty sure middle school football teams charge more money for games than the Mets are. Scratch that. Elementary school.
Lies! That’s Not How It Goes
Gizmodo -Obama Kills Osama Collectible Figurine Should Be Made Into a Giant Statue.A Limited Edition, this jewel could be yours for only $129.
Fuck the people who created this piece of shit. That’s not how it goes. Obama is NOT a badass, didn’t shoot Osama in the head and didn’t change a fucking thing since he took office. Navy Seals killed Osama (if they even did and it wasn’t just a big publicity stunt. Where’s the proof?) Also, to hell with thise asshole Jesus Diaz over at Gizmodo who actually praises this thing.
Here is a list of things I’d rather do with $130 than to buy this fucking false action figure
- Drink it away by myself
- Buy drinks for my coworkers
- Buy drinks for my friends
- Buy drinks for strangers for no reason
- Give it to a homeless bum so he can buy weed
- Flush it down the toilet
- Wipe my ass with it
- Eat it
- Douse it in rubbing alcohol and light it on fire
- Pay 5 midget Mexicans to tie me down and whip me for 45 minutes
- You get the point…
Then we wonder why countries hate the shit out of the United States. This is the reason folks.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvFsVdkzqY
Joe Torre Tells Mets They Can’t Honor NYPD & FDNY on 10th Anniversary of 9/11
NBC Sports-Major League Baseball denied the New York Mets’ request to wear baseball caps Sunday night honoring New York emergency service departments for their game against the Chicago Cubs on the 10th anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks.
Joe Torre, MLB’s executive vice president for baseball operations, told The Associated Press in a phone interview the decision was made to keep policy consistent throughout baseball.
“Certainly it’s not a lack of respect,” Torre said. “We just felt all the major leagues are honoring the same way with the American flag on the uniform and the cap. This is a unanimity thing.”
Just read this on Boston and NYC Barstool and they both ripped Torre a new asshole. Welp, I disagree. Joe Torre is a classy fucking guy. God Damn right he shouldn’t let the Mets honor the NYPD and FDNY. Who the hell wants to be honored by the biggest joke organization that has ever existed? That’s a damn insult. And who the hell are the Mets to get special treatment wearing FDNY and NYPD hats when no one else can? That’s just not right.
Keep it classy, Joe!
Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker
September 28, 2011
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Saw this shit on Facebook and it made me rage. Fucking Apple people… 899 + 999 -100 = 0? Fucking nope. Can’t you see that its -899 you dumb fuck? It’s in parentheses. That means negative you ignoramus. -899 + 999 – 100 is zero. The receipt is correct, dipshit.