Category: Rants


Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq?


NY Times – Five American soldiers were killed Monday in one of the deadliest days in two years for the American military in Iraq, a day that underscored the continuing threats American troops face as they prepare to withdraw from the country.

Can someone please explain to me what the FUCK is the point of occupying Iraq at this point? For fucks sake, it’s a waste of money. It’s a waste of human lives. There is no reason any American soldier should be dying in that shithole anymore. Want to know why they’re dying? Because Iraqis don’t want us there DUH. It’s not our country and we didn’t even declare war, so obviously people are going to be shooting rockets trying to get them out. How would you like it if Iraq was just like.. Fuck it. We’re going to put our tanks all over NYC and just walk around and invade buildings for no reason. Pretty sure we’d be fighting back.

Let them do whatever the fuck they do over there. It’s not our concern. We are not the world police. No wonder everyone hates the United States.

PS – Obama is a God damn joke. He brought about real change alright. Three years later, soldiers are still dying and the economy is just as fucked as it was before. This could all have been prevented if there was fucking CHANGE aka, stop the wars. But no… People will blindly continue to love Obama because I’m not even going to say why here.

I never get political, but this has gone too far.


Fucking Idiot Sells Kidney For iPad 2


Shanghai Daily -A 17-year-old student in Anhui Province sold one of his kidneys for 20,000 yuan only to buy an iPad 2. Now, with his health getting worse, the boy is feeling regret but it is too late, the Global Times reported today.”I wanted to buy an iPad 2 but could not afford it,” said the boy surnamed Zheng in Huaishan City. “A broker contacted me on the Internet and said he could help me sell one kidney for 20,000 yuan.”

This has to be fake, right? Or is someone really this idiotic? I have no further comment other than: sell your second kidney while you’re at it. I’m sure the person who received the kidney is more worthy of living than an idiot who starts chopping himself up for some fanboy device which is going to be obsolete by the end of the year.

PS – 20,000 yuan is like $3,000. You got robbed bro! Kidneys are going for like 80 grand on the black market. At least get your price asshole!I love Social Darwinism. If people like this kill themselves off for a stupid little device, the world will be a better place.


Rush Hour Rant: More Grand Central/MTA Idiocy


Do these MTA jokers ever use their fucking heads? I had to stand in a traffic mob of 800 people for 10 minutes because the idiots who choose which tracks these trains come in on were all gobbling and tripping on shrooms.

Whose brilliant idea was it to unload a packed 7:15 New Haven line train on track 26 while a 7:27 Harlem line train was boarding on track 25. They share the same freaking platform! To make matters worse, the stupid ass New Haven train was also boarding again and pulling right out. So essentially, you have two trainloads of commuters trying to swarm two trains and leave the city and a full NYCbound train trying to unload. Bottleneck central. All on a platform narrower than my driveway. Shit was literally single file and without exaggeration, took 10 minutes to clear. Plus it’s like 97 degrees on those tracks. Jesus Christ.


Saudi Woman Arrested For Posting A Video Of Her Driving


Mashable -A Saudi Arabian woman at the center of a social media campaign protesting a ban against female drivers has been re-arrested after posting a video on the Internet of herself driving.Manal al-Sherif, a 32-year-old woman who launched an Internet campaign against the Saudi ban on female drivers, posted a video clip (below) of herself driving through the city of Khobar last week. On Saturday, religious policearrested al-Sherif, an information technology expert at oil firm Saudi Aramco.

Never really saw eye to eye with those Arab nations before, but banning woman drivers is a brilliant idea. How revolutionary! You know how many accidents this prevents? It’s common knowledge women can’t drive. The nerve of this bitch, getting in a car and going for a spin! And to record herself too. Rebel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8MROOGba94

This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple’s Fault)


Why would you buy this carpal tunnel causing, asinine mouse?

This is all Apple’s fault, guaranteed. I fucking hate Apple. Because if Apple didn’t release that shitty assed Magic Mouse thing, Microsoft would not have copied it. Thus, Apple is bringing the tech world backwards. Apple thinks they’re being all innovative by releasing these new crazy products that suck, but everyone loves them because it’s a fashion statement. Then you get other companies trying to be hip and cool too. And what’s the result? A flood of shitty products that all suck.

Thank you Apple.

PS – It took Microsoft two years to copy this. Wow.