Category: Rants
About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points
Praise Jeebus
About time this fuckin guy hit a home run. Scratch that… About time he got a base hit. He’s been bringing in a cool 0 points per day for two weeks straight on my fantasy team.
If I didn’t have such a bromance with this guy, I’d have dropped his ass a weeks ago. Swish is just a crazy assed bitch. His personality helps.
Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already
What’s the big deal? Am I missing something. I haven’t heard this much news out of the UK since Prince Charles had Dianna killed in that car crash. Two people are getting married. WOW. Fucking rare occasion. That doesn’t happen all the time… Who gives a shit. It doesn’t put any money in my pocket. I am sick of hearing about this nonstop for the past 3 weeks. Legit every news channel has been there all week and I can’t go take a piss without someone obsessing over this crap. Call me back when you’re talking about royal blow jobs or something…
No. One. Cares. Correction: no one should care. Too many people care, and it’s pissing me off. How about worrying about like… I don’t know… ANYTHING ELSE instead. Yep.
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*Maybe I would if I was with the boys and there was a drinking game to it, but that’s unlikely.
Its Good Friday. Which Means…
..that the cocksucking MTA decided to have four 6 trains running on the whole entire line. That’s right. It’s a regular work day assholes. There is no excuse. Unless the drivers are are nailed to crosses being crucified, they should be driving my fucking trains so I can go home faster. I could have carried a cross while being whipped by Roman soldiers to Grand Central faster than waiting for thatpiss smelling train.I have this down to a science. I know the trains come every 3-4 minutes and the absolute last one I can take is at 7:15 to make my other train home. I have it calculated perfectly. If it shows up at 7:16, I’m fucked. So I got there at 7:05 and was like.. I’m golden. NOPE. Fucking 6 train showed up 20 minutes later.
Oh and what’s this bullshit there’s a 7:27 express and a 7:30 local, then an 8:00? Want to fucking like… spread them out a little more? Like maybe if that 7:30 was actually a 7:40 I would have been good.
PS – What’s the over/under I’m going to hell because of this post?
Building Management Just Laughing in Earth Day’s Face Today
See, this is why we have a friggin energy crisis. It’s motherless 83 degrees up in this bitch right now because our building management decided it’s brilliant to run heat when it’s like 60 degrees outside. SO unnecessary. So we have the heat blasting which we have no control over shutting off.
So to recap, we have heat running for no reason, windows open to let the heat out, and the AC running because it kicks in automatically when it’s too hot. Nice.
Happy Earth Day!
If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I’m uninstalling it in 2 seconds
May 1, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNQbo8Rao08
These fuckers have some nerve, developing a framework that lets them push ads to your notification window. If you watch the video, they claim that only 5% of app users are active, so if they never launch the app, the developers don’t make money. UH DOY! No shit. Why should the developers get advertising revenue if I’m not using the app. Christ!
Translation: When your phone is idle, lets just spam ad shit to it.
So if I install the app with AirPush ads, it’s going to run in the background and then I’m going to have ads delivered to mynotificationbar? That’s bullshit. If any developer uses this, they’re a fucking moron because I can assure you people will be uninstalling those apps so fast they won’t make any money on ads.
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