Category: Rants
What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7
What the hell did they do with the up one level button in the file picker? Do you know how much of a pain in the balls it is to go to the parent folder? Legithad to type it in the location bar, backspace a little and press enter. Jesus Christ. It works like a charm in Google Chrome. Google Chrome is urinating all the F over Firefox lately. Firefox just gets shittier by the day. It’s slow, it’s clunky. The more I use Google Chrome the more amazing it is.
Ok before I go all off on Firefox, looks like it’s a Windows 7 thing and Firefox is using the native file picker. I mean I love Windows 7 to death, but Christ, this was an awful thing to remove. Google was like screw that, we’re using our own file picker so people like me can go up one level when we want.
Can someone explain to me how I go up one level to the previous folder in this bitch ass operating system:
PS – Firefox 4 still sucks. The fact that each tab is not its own process is a bunch of balls. It’s memory usage is a fat pig. Ugh. See this is the problem. Firefox was the shit. When IE was a joke, it was amazing. When they found out IE was such a piece and that any intelligent computer user ignored it, they just started slacking. Slacking so badly that Google Chrome came out of nowhere and lapped them. Sad day indeed. But good for Google. They have some good shit.
Happy New Year, Love the MTA
These new fares are for shit. No mas! No mas! I could lease a beemer for the price I’m paying for a fucking monthly subway and Metro North. Welp, 2011 started and I’m that much poorer. Keep ass raping the middle class, bitches. All to stand on crowded-ass, shitty, brake squeaky trains that sway like morons.
Get This Dried Squid Away From Me
makanan hasil laut = seafood in Indonesian
Some dude came up to me at work and asked me if I wanted to try something. He didn’t say what it was, but I looked at it and it was a fishy smelling piece of shoe leather. So I ate it and almost insta-puked all over the office. Dried squid. Yech.
What the hell is the purpose of dried squid? Absolutely disgusting. It was like chewing on a piece of salty, fishy leather. Fucking mummified squid. Then it kind of got mushy with saliva and was all chewy and shit. Then my hand smelled all fishy for the rest of the day and Purell wouldn’t even get rid of it.
Come on, who would eat this crap? I can understand if it’s the year 1400 and you’re on a pirate ship sailing across the ocean for two months and there’s no refrigeration. But it’s 2010. Want a snack? Nibble on some pretzels or some shit.
We all know the only legitimate way squid should be eaten is fried calamari. End of story.
These Morons Messed Up Our Office Carpet
I get off the elevator this morning to walk out onto my floor and almost trip over some jackass’ tools because they’re putting new flooring carpet tiles down. Ok whatever, I’m all for building improvement.
The floor has been ripped up for weeks and it looked like asshole. Except when I walked into the hallway later in the day, I almost flipped out.
Just look at this shit. Guys can’t even lay carpet tile right. This is an absolute outrage. You know how badly this annoys my OCD ass? It’s clear that the black border is supposed to go around the walls. What the fuck! There’s no wall there – it just goes straight across the floor. It should have gone around the corner. For fuck’s sake construction people, learn how to put down some carpet. Jeez. And why is it two colors? The eff man? Learn some design. Learn common sense.
Absolutely disgusting, disgraceful and awful. Rip that shit up and do it over assmunches.
It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now
January 7, 2011
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Portfolioso
I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.
Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.