Category: Rants
Is This Not The Stupidest Bitch In the History of the Internet?
SF Gate – Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help. The nude photos she had taken for her boyfriend were nowhere to be found on her computer, so she called Dell in December 2008. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz Shaikh, an employee of call service center in India, and gave him permission to search her PC remotely.
“I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.”
More than a dozen of those pictures ended up on a site called “bitchtara.” Shaikh offered his “help” again, allegedly telling Fitzgerald he could work on taking down the site if she sent him a brand new Dell laptop. Fitzgerald agreed.
Wah wah wahaa! Stop complaining idiot girl. People like this deserve whatever bad happens to them as a result of their blatant stupidity. Let me get this straight… This ignorant bitch can’t find her nude photos, so she calls Dell? Does that make any sense? Let’s have random strangers looking for sensitive files. There’s a file search function in Windows you idiot. Use it.
Then she gets connected to this dude Riyaz who goes through her email and finds the pictures, then downloads them while she’s watching. Is that even allowed? Tech support shouldn’t be in your email, but if you’re too stupid to allow them to, it’s your fault.
If a guy in India can remotely find your files and you can’t, you’re a fucking idiot and should be banned from computers. Of course they’re going to end up on all of these shady websites.
So then you call the dude back and he says he’ll take them down if you send him a brand new laptop? And you actually send it?!?!? Are you serious?!?! You just gave this dude a new laptop and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give two shits about taking down your photos. Do you not know anything about scams?
Step 1: Don’t allow random Indians to access your computer. Step 2: don’t have nude photos of yourself on there in the first place because you’re ugly and old as fuck.
So I have a very simple solution for you, Tara Fitzgerald. You live in San Francisco, right? The Golden Gate Bridge: jump off of it. Social darwinism: ignoramuses like yourself need to be killed off.
We’re An Equal Opportunity Employer But…
Translation: if you’re not a woman or minority, you need not apply. You all know this is a huge line of bullshit and they’re just saying they’re an equal opportunity employer because they have to be by law.
It’s probably a dude like me recruiting for this position. When I was working over at the paper last year, of course I didn’t want to hire a dude to replace me, so I hired the most qualified hot girl. This is probably why I am unemployed. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?
If you’re really an equal opportunity employer, how about not suggesting who should apply? Precisely.
A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already
Never fails. Every single time. Whenever A-Rod nears some historical milestone, he tries too hard and the pressure gets to his head. The man is useless right now and is an automatic out. The same exact thing happened for his 500th home run a few years ago, which caused A-Rod to go into an “0 for some high number slump.” Those special baseballs they are giving him are absolutely jinxed. Some voodoo shit on them or something, because the guy is 0-7 and swinging at pitches that are rolled to him like a bowling ball.
PS – what the fuck was that about, the Yankees getting 3 hit off of some no name 25 year old fresh out of AAA? Pathetic.
This is Why Kids are Stupid These Days
See this is why kids these days are so fucking stupid: they aren’t even learning the alphabet right thanks to these assinine signs. Remember those signs that were taped up around the classroom with the letters and a picture? A is for apple. B is for bee. C is for cat…. Yeah. Well, every time I see this shit in a classroom where I work, I rage:
D is for dog. Okay, that’s fine.
E is for… Ed? What the fuck is that? Why isn’t E for elephant or something simple? Why the fuck is it for Ed? Who says that dude is an Ed? Maybe he’s a Bob.
F is for… Two children playing, a ball and the sun
H is for hat
I is for Monkey. It took me a few seconds to realize that the monkey was scratching his balls and that I was for itch. Really? How do you draw an itch? ICE CREAM, you shitpiles!
J is for jug
U is for arrow (yes, I know it should be up, but be easier. What ever happened to umbrella?)
V is for car (van? really?)
W is for a cloud blowing shit. How about Watermelon?
X is for Fox? I don’t know about your language, but in English, fox doesn’t start with the letter X, asshole.
Y is for crayon. What about yarn?
Z is for zebra.
And my favorite? K is for Kodak with a picture of a camera (I don’t have the image). I don’t know about you, but I don’t call my camera a Kodak. Therefore, K is not for Kodak you shitfreak! Since when do we start using company names to teach kids the alphabet? K is for fuckin kangaroo or something like that.
For fucks sake, if I were the teacher, I wouldn’t hang this shit on my classroom walls? It’s straight up ignorant.
Fuck Apple’s Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead
August 1, 2010
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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What the fuck is the point of this stupid piece of shit?
You know what’s a pain in the ass about laptops? Fucking touchpads. You need to get used to them because each one is different and they generally suck. They’re only there for convenience and they’re better than that stupid nipple trackpoint mouse (SFW) that IBM used to use back in the day. In four years, trackpads fucking wear out.
Then you get Apple which releases this “stylish” stupid piece of shit. Please explain to me why anyone with a desktop would want to put a freakin touchpad on it? And wireless to eat through expensive batteries? Who would also waste $69 on something so useless? You’ll get carpal tunnel using that pitched piece of crap.
On Thursday, my news feeds from the tech sites I read daily all blew up with the announcement of this fucking contraption. Of the 4 tech blogs I subscribe to on my RSS there had to be at least 12 bloggers write 20 posts about it. It almost made me rage. I was trying to read Barstool’s guess that ass, check out the smokeshow of the day and smut news in general but all I saw was this stupid thing.
This touchpad isn’t even revolutionary since it’s been done before. Apple just took the concept and put multitouch and bluetooth in it and released it knowing stupid brainwashed morons will buy it.
Then you get this jerkoff Apple fanboy MG Siegler over at TechCrunch who writes an article that the mouse is dead because of this revolutionary new product, and how kids growing up only use trackpads so the mouse will die. Next, people call him an asshole and Mr. Flip Flop took it all back was like “Yeah, it’s going to be a slow process, but the mouse will still die. It’s just a mouse – stop complaining. Oh, and it’s still amazing.” What an asshole.
NEWS FLASH MG Shithead: How do you play games on a touchpad? How do you edit audio with precision? Video? You can’t. The mouse is far from dead. You have these $80 laser precision 6000DPI mice that are way beyond my need or comprehension and you want everyone to switch to a half assed touchpad? What are we going backwards? Touchpads are good for laptops and touchscreens are the future for mobile platforms. But not desktops. Period.
Apple never fails to make me rage.
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