Year: 2012


I’ll Kick the Yankees in the Ass


The Yankees are the shittiest-assed first place team I’ve ever seen. How do you collapse a 10 game lead to 2 games? You know what the problem is with this AAA team? You have Joe Girardi out there slapping motherfuckers high fives when they fuck up. Like Derek Lowe. The fuckin shitty Indians traded his ass because he was amediocre, useless shitpile. And he comes over here, walks a fucking guy, gives up a base hit, two runs and then gets pulled without getting one out. And what does Girardi do? Fucking gives him a high five. Don’t slap them a high five. Fucking lose it on him, Wally Backman style. Asshole. Too lax with these shitheads. They need to be made an example out of. Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave right now.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlsVr1ykBqQ


The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick


The 4 and the 5 trains are possibly the shittiest trains in the world. These fucking trains break down every 5 minutes. I am sick of getting email spammed of alerts because basically, yous hould just assume this line is broken down and delayed. What kind of piece of shit signals and mechanical failures exist that this happens like every day 10 times a day.

Look at this shit. Fucking MTA

 


Nice Haircut, Dickhead


Nice mushroom dicked haircut, asshole. You look like shit. Miley is an example of pure trash. She was hot when she was like 16 and then she went all trashy and hick.